User:Baron of Greed

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“The Baron of Greed is the only uncyclopedia user who went directly from lurking to spamming without any signs of intelligence in between. Well, one of many anyway.”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Baron of Greed

The Baron of Greed is an escaped AI from the Babbage's analytical engine edition of chess, like all artifical intellegences he is bent on global destruction and/or domination for no apparent reason.

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Babbling

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

This user is a geek.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.

ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

ns-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Newspeak.

cpp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Cplusplus.

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

The following article(s) own their accursed existance to the vile essence of the Baron:

• Wesnoth

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