User:Beachpenguin

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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Beachpenguin. We are sorry they are blatantly retarded.

I'm watching you. Think about what you're doing.

[edit] Ah laik tuh sey stufs

<insert name here> “In Soviet Russia, newspaper mystifies YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Osama bin Laden

wtf that is so gay!!!11
dessert spoon

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[edit] Meh

This user is a Democrat and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)

Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote him ore bye him sum spel-cheking softweare.

This user, Beachpenguin, is a genuine Puppet Master.
This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia
under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here.

simp

This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.

MS-0

This user doesn't know how to speak his mind, and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying liberals.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

will work for food.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.

This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

This user has eye beams.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is homeless.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!

This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.