User:Benderbot22

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Greetings, Earth chumps!
Hey wait a minute! This isn't the year 3000! It's only the year 2019! Oh well, I guess I'll go kill myself.
Wait, what? Suicide booths haven't been invented yet?! Oh well; I need to steal the Nobel Peace Prize in 2308 anyway, and then destroy Old New York. In the meantime, why don'tcha check out my userboxes and crap or else I'm gonna have to kick you outta here. Also don't forget to check out my game, Y3K.

US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Eat up.
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Texas flag.jpg This user is from Texas.
May secede if provoked!
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Lovejoybox.jpg This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!





































My Languages[edit]

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
bs-0 This user does not understand Bullsh!t and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
gb-0 This user does not understand Gibberish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.
sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.