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“ In the beginning, Satan created T.V, and saw that it was bad. Then, he said, “Let there be T.V shows.” And it was so. Then, he created a Bird. Not just any bird, BIGBIRD. And BIGBIRDOWNZ!”
“ We made so much fun of Sesame Street. That’s what killed Snuffleupagus, and made Big Bird snap. Now, we face the consequences!”
“First, they kill Elmo. Then, they kill Cookie Monster. You all… are going to get raped.”
“In Soviet Russia, BigBirdOwnz YOU!!”
“My precioussssss... ”
“This is a character from Sesame Street.”
“Big Bird OHEMGEEEE TAT WUZ MAI FAV CHARCTUR ON SESSYSTWEET:DDDDLUL!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1111!”
|Nationality||Sesame Street Vanguard|
|Date of birth||1\1\1|
|Place of birth||ur mums vagina|
|Date of death||Immortal… 8|
|Place of death||Pig and Whistle, Wandsworth, London|
|Vice President||failed attempt 1951|
|Prime Minister||Ran in 1965 election|
|Term of office||911–still going|
"-Oh, what a child... what a sweet little child... lets put him in a plastic bag and dump him on the street."
Quotes From Me
“Darwin can just go piss on a tree.”
“Stop using my page for your lewd urges!”
“You piece of ****, I'm coming to get you!”
“God doesn't believe in Atheists, so Atheists don't exist.”
“Quit it with leaving your bras all over my lawn!”
“One Half of me wants to strangle you, and the other want's to run you over with a truck.”
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