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This page contains language that is very inappropriate very appropriate for small children.

Game Cover - Polish Edition


The year it takes place is 2010, after Duncan escapes the Total Drama Island, though he was pursued by Chef. Luckily, Grape Ape was on the island and helped Duncan & Courtney get away by killing Chef . As he moves into the city, his supposed girlfriend, Courtney, is killed by by Spongebob. Duncan starts his gang by first murdering
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that retarded pedophile Patrick J. Star, then most of his gang members die, and the others leave him in the gutters. Then he meets the Eds, who set him up with a nice house due to the success of a new scam, and then
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they give him his first real job of clearing a prison of all inmates and guards and freeing Ed. Afterwords, they order a hit on Kevin for all the bullying in the past and Duncan hits him with his ATV, for Kevin's bike was in the Mod Shop. Then the Eds plan an
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assault on Spongebob's Money laundering routes. Duncan, somehow, wound up destroying another of Spongebob's routes, an illegal nuclear trade route, which in turn, the fireball, turned the desert to glass, also killing Spongebob's consigliere Cornholio Tentacles. Duncan returns to the Eds for a more accurate location of Spongebob's cash, only to find a note that says:" Duncan, Spongebob's currency and other possessions and was destroyed in the fireball caused by the nuclear fission reaction. Edd. PS. Out to find Eddy, he was kidnapped by the Kankers." Then Duncan sets out to the park n' flush trailer park, which he finds to have become a sex fortress. Duncan then storms in with a hand-held minigun or Katana, and then kills the Kankers. Eddy gets a couple bruises in the previous brawl, but then they find Edd in the floor badly injured. They then use the motorized Camper-Fort to get Edd to the hospital. Eddy thanks Duncan, and lets him keep Edd's Mercedes as a gift (Edd is to young to drive anyway), and then the Eds mission set ends. After that you unlock Karl's Odd-Jobs.

Meanwhile back in the city Duncan arrives for Courtney's funeral, and Salvatore's clone greets him. He then gave his apologies for what happened to Courtney. In sympathy and he gave him a new house and on the hillside on the edge of town. He then works for him until Sal betrays him for a money deal. Duncan Turns to the Talking Bananas for help, only to find their missions involved helping a Neo-Nazi cult that worships ham. Duncan then gets help from Grape Ape ,who was, yet again, in rehab, and gets the Banana trio eaten, but then Grape Ape chokes and dies shortly after due to heart failure.

Duncan then turns to Spongebob for help. Spongebob then gives an apology and gives him Chef's
He is gangsta, fool!
sex toy/hog and loose ends are supposedly tied up. Then Duncan gets a cell phone call and Johnny Test orders a hit on Salvatore after he left Spongebob's Mansion. Duncan willingly agrees to it and finds his old gang to hunt Sal down. The gang finds Salvatore in Liberty City's Mama's Restaurant and opens fire on him while he exits. Then he goes back to Cartoon City Via the Upstate Tunnel and then he goes back back to Spongebob's mansion where they find Spongebob in an Apache helicopter waiting to fire all rockets ,which are filled with drugs, nitroglycerin and fecal matter. Spongebob fires, killing the gang. Duncan bails out of the car before it explodes and fires at Spongebob with his bazooka and hits his copter. Then out of insanity Spongebob yells "I am king" and says he is to be called King Spongebob. He then pulls out a minigun from under his lapel and opens fire. Duncan grabs Elmo and then makes him dump on the King Spongebob's Head to p him off, then Spongebob catches Elmo, then molests, rapes, and kills him.

What do you think the ending was? A T-1000 Terminator falls out of nowhere the future shoots the livin' crap out of both of them just for kicks. Or does it? Duncan then wakes up in a funeral parlor, temporarily in a coma. he then goes back to his house takes a shower and goes to bed, knowing he won't lose any more sleep at night. Then it goes to credits and you can either go to free play and explore the city in sandbox mode, or you can start a new game.

Cartoon City is partially based on Fusion Fall townlandplacethingy or whatever crap they call it. Liberty City is Liberty City. Got it wise guy?

To make a sequel, one of the people that edited this article believes that Obama was right behind the whole thing.


Major Characters[edit]

Duncan- Didn't Die: The Final Showdown - Playable character, he takes no mouth, jacks cars, and murders people. He sometimes tries to be like a gangsta, and often likes shooting people that smoke pot.

Ed, Edd, n Eddy - 3 known Scam Artists in the city. Duncan starts taking orders from them, such as murdering the Kanker Sisters or busting Ed out of prison or taking out Spongebob's Money Laundering racket. Edd was injured after the mission "Where's the Ed" and put in the ICU. If he survived will be revealed in Cartoon City 2.

Spongebob- Died: The Final Showdown- The enemy, took over Bikini Bottom along time ago after murdering King Neptune and taking control of money laundering, racketeering, and drug routes throughout the world. Primary antagonist.

Kankers- Died: Wheres the Ed? - Three lonely sociopaths that harass the Eds. You eventually Cut or shoot (your choice) off their heads and finish their harassment. Secondary antagonist.

Salvatore Leone "Cloned"- Died: Hitt'n on Ya - Old Don of the LC Mob Before Johnny Test had Duncan "whack" him.

Minor Characters[edit]

Courtney- Died: Free From Harm - Duncan's girlfriend from the TDI Series. Murdered brutally Spongebob after the first mission.

Elmo- Died: The Final Showdown - Used to dump on Spongebob's head to piss him off in the last mission. He is molested, raped, and killed by Spongebob in the last mission of the game. Figures.

Talking Bananas- Died: Assault Banana- Three Talking Bananas , you take orders from them, until you feed them to a drug-crazed Purple Gorilla.

Johnny Test - Some ADHD positive 25 year old that wants to rule the world. You take out his rival, Salvatore, Don of the LC Mob, as an act of revenge. He was once friends with Bling Bling until a car accident, killing Bling Bling and leaving him paraplegic.
Before & After

Chef- Died: Escapees - Crazed Pedophile man who tries to rape and kill you in the first mission, but Grape Ape jerks him off Chris' Helicopter and smacks him onto the ground and he splatters everywhere.

Karl - Hobo who can be found around the city for drugs or odd jobs for cash. Cheat: Playable costume' enter this at cheat menu: usukbgns

Grape Ape - Died: Assault Banana - Drug Crazed Purple Gorilla who killed Chef. In another mission he gets fed the Talking Bananas and chokes on a peel, and dies of heart failure.

Bling Bling- Died: 2005 in car accident - Character mentioned by J. Test. He was killed in a car accident 5 years prior to the game.

Obama - US President who wants to be fuhrer of the world (featured in sequel).

Skynet- Died: I don't know. Maybe when John Connor says so- sent terminator in final level (featured in sequel)


Who cares? The gameplay sucks!


Perry at lawsuit testifying.
Derek Dryman (Drymon) Complained that Spongebob is not a fascist drug king in a lawsuit (Drymon v Perry the Platypus), but a lovable square and yellow cube with a personality that outmatches a million other cartoons worldwide. The case went to Perry the Platypus because the main judges (not Sotomayor) thought Spongebob was gay anyway. The case led to Drymon supporters rioting at the supreme court building and the national guard used lethal force; ironically, a terminator fell out of the sky and shot everything dead, like it did in the game.

Radio Stations[edit]

Very Popular[edit]

  • Chatterbox:
    Squeakerboxx (Chatterbox) FM
    Hosted by Lazlow Jones (as usual); During a few in-game cutscenes, you will be interviewed by Lazlow because of the failure of the TDA Aftermath series; p.s you may call in at any time
  • Double Clef FM: Listened to most, second only to Chatterbox, this is the favorite station of the Italian mobs living throughout the city.
  • Disco Mania: usually heard playing in the clubs around town, and also heard playing in some malls and shops.

Less Popular[edit]

  • K-DST: Hosted by Mike Rotch ;The station was originally removed from air due to racist comments from the announcer Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith about ethnicly diverse stations across America and he was also sued later for his insults against Nirvana by the Nirvana fan club.
  • K-JAH: World music station hosted by Julio Antonio Romano Estevan Andre Ramirez XXIV; Favored by the Cartel and Jamaican gangs, hated by everyone else.
  • Radio Spriegen: German Yodeling station, which is hated by most any gang (Boring unless you are watching The Cartoon UNYUN on your in-game TV)
  • K-Rose: Hosted by a clone of Hank Williams and the Ghost of Snoopy (Marybeth Maybelle got fired on drug charges, similarly to Country Cousin from the Coffee Pot Show in Grundy, VA.)

Featured Later[edit]

  • Electron Zone: Techno talk network Featured half way through the game ,and, as usual, is hosted by Bill and Steve from LCS.
  • Laff Attack: Comedy show removed from air after making racist comments about the Q-BUH Radio Station; it is later replaced by the Electron Zone (Show from Liberty City Stories)

News Networks & Other Talk Stations[edit]

  • K-RAP News Networks: Your local station for news, fact or fiction. Our motto is "We don't just talk bullshit, we are bullshit!"
  • WCTR (West Coast Talk Radio): Radio Talk station, like LCFR, that broadcasts random shows in random order, such as Gardening With Maurice.

Songs Featured on the Stations[edit]


  • Paint It, Black - The Rolling Stones
  • Crazy Train - Black Sabbath
  • Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent
  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC-DC
  • Rock You liek a Hurricane - Scorpion


  • Angel - Shaggy
  • Tempurature - Sean Paul
  • Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
  • Spanish Fly - Cesar Cortez
  • Caribbian Machine - Mista P.

Radio Spriegen[edit]

  • Beer Barrel Polka - Frank Yankovic
  • Im' Dying, Loraine - Hans Rheinstein
  • Communist Polka - Peter Weinstein
  • Jewish Paradise (American Rhapsody) - Ahnuld von Stompp
  • Böhmische Polka - NSDAP


  • Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
  • White Trash With Money - Toby Keith
  • On the Road Again - Willie Nelson
  • Just Another Puff - Jerry Reed
  • Coal Miner's Daughter - Loretta Lynn

Double Clef FM[edit]

  • Eine Kleine der Nachtmusik - Ludwig van Beethoven
  • Sabre Dance - George Gershwin
  • Donna non vidi mai - Giancomo Puccini
  • Toreador Song from Carmen - Georges Bizet
  • Polonaise No. 6 in A flat major, Op. 53, Heroique - Frédéric Chopin

Disco Mania[edit]

All of the songs that the Bee Gee's Have sung.


  • Chevy Motor Company
  • He is Watching: A Film About Government Conspiracy and Cover-ups
  • Food Lion
  • Yamaha Bikes
  • Celebrate with Cake
  • Motorola Phones
  • Madd Dogg's new album
  • Harry Potter VII
  • Star Trek II
  • Wal-mart
  • Cars 2
  • Toy Story 3
  • Mountain Dew - Now in Three Flavors!
  • Chateau de Buf Wine
  • Insanity Bodybuilding Pill
  • Cornholio, I Hardly Knew You


Major Gangs[edit]

  • Duncan's Gang
  • Spongebob's Gang
  • Johnny Test
  • The Eds
  • Talking Bananas

Lesser Known & Dead Gangs[edit]

  • Bling Bling's Crew (Mentioned when test talks about car accident)
  • Karl the Hobo's Odd Jobs Core
  • Obama's Fascist regime of a Country (featured in sequel)
  • Skynet (featured in sequel)
  • The Colombian Cartel
  • The Liberty City Mafia Families


Ringo's Yellow Submarine (Found at Docks)


  • Ringo Starr's Yellow Submarine
  • Lamborghini Miura
  • Porsche 911
  • Mystery Car (changes every 24 hours)
  • Bling Bling's Rolls Royce (mentioned in Test's story on the phone)
  • Lamborghini Gallardo


  • Edd's Mercedes Benz Slr40
  • Ford Minivan
  • Plymouth Neon
  • Chevy Camaro SS
  • Salvatore's Limo
  • Volkswagen GTI Golf

Cabs & Public Transportation[edit]

  • Cabbie
  • Taxi
  • Greyhound Bus
  • Double-Decker Bus
  • Triple-Decker Bus
  • Youth camp Minivan


  • Speed Boat
  • Junker
  • Undercover Cruiser
  • Smuggeler Boat "A.K.A. Lighning Rod"


  • Chris's Helicopter
  • TIE Fighter (bonus Level or 100% Completion)
  • Spongebob's backup Apache
  • Comanche Transport Copter
  • Remington 738 Jet
  • Learjet


  • Police Cruiser
  • Army Tank
  • SWAT Truck
  • Police Bike
  • Getstapo Police Bike


  • Ed
  • Spongebob's Hamburger Car
  • Eddy's Jawbreaker Wagon
  • Grape Ape (Assault Banana mission only)
  • Stolen Camper
  • Pimped out Ambulance
  • Elmo's Motorized Goldfish bowl
  • Armored Fridge
  • Krusty Krab Delivery Rock
  • Ye Olde Horse

Bikes & ATVs[edit]

  • Duncan's ATV
  • Chef's Hog
  • Nazi Motorcycle
  • PCJ-600
  • Freeway
  • YZ-80


  • YOU SUCK!!!




  • Yellow Torpedo
  • Bazooka
  • Flashbang Grenades (CCPD)
  • C4
  • Panzerfaust
  • Fragmentation Grenade
  • Turd Bomb
  • Snot Rocket
  • RPG-7
  • AT-4
  • Mortar
  • APM (Anti-Personel Mine)


  • Russian Dragonov gun
  • Microtec Matter Grenade
  • Tec-9
  • M-4
  • M-60
  • Laser Cannon
  • BB Gun
  • 357. Mag.
  • Minigun

Cutting & Stabbing[edit]

  • Shiruken
  • Sharpened Credit Card
  • Toothbrush shank
  • Katana
  • Machette
  • KA-BAR (Marine-Style combat knife)


  • Rotten Oranges & Tomatoes
  • Krazy Glue
  • Gift Box
  • Poison Darts
  • Eddy's slingshot
  • Ed
  • Edd's Hat-Bomb
  • Baseball Bat
  • The Claw! (Once only! No cheats!)

System Only[edit]

  • note: RSOD only available on PEE-C X-Pee

Wanted Criminals and bounties[edit]

Actual Bounties[edit]

  • Francesco Fatone = $25,000
  • Sonny Jasper = $15,000
  • Johnny Test , Jr. = $8,900

For More information...[edit]

  • Billy Whatzitoya = Call Mandy or Grim at 678-1234 for more info.
    F-R-E-D-F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R YES!
  • OG Loc = contact Carl Johnson for more info. at 867-5309
  • R.C. Hole, Jr. = Call Joey Leone at 555-3634 for more info.

Who Gives a Dump?[edit]

  • Courage the Cowardly Dog = Who gives a dump? He's worthless!
  • Robert Mcdoovy = $15
  • Eddy's Brother= wanted alive for a game of "uncle"
  • Fat Bastard = wanted for being too fat
  • Sheldon J. Plankton = wanted dead, abnormal height enhancement
  • Kathy Voorhees = murder of Mr. Voorhees' pet canary
  • Fred Fredburger: YES


Secret Message From an Anonymous Editor[edit]

Congratulations! You suck really badly now! Good for you!

Johnny Test's Phone Call[edit]

  • Johnny: Hey Duncan, I hear your quite the man these days. I need you to do me a favor.
  • Duncan: I'm kinda busy.
  • Johnny: Come on!
  • Duncan: Alright. (sigh)
  • Johnny: Remember Salvatore?
  • Duncan: That bastard?
  • Johnny: Fowl mouth, but yeah
  • Duncan: So?
  • Johnny: I called a hit on him and my moron of a kid.
  • Duncan: Alright. I'll do it.
  • Johnny: Do you know why I'm paraplegic?
  • Duncan: No, I don't even care.
  • Johnny: It was 2005. (Duncan sighs) Me and Bling Bling had just become friends. We were riding in his rolls Royce. and some pot head in a Leone sentinel comes speeding down the highway, being chased by cops. It hits us on Bling Bling's side killing him, but leaving me paralyzed from the waist down. That's why I hate the mob so much, and that is the story of my paralysis.
  • Duncan: God, heartbreaking. I'll do it as a favor. Though I don't care its-
  • Johnny: I know.





Creators The Nazi Party & Perry the Platypus
Publishers Rockstar Games & Perry the Platypus
Version 1.4
ESRB Rating M-Mature or who cares anyway, the game ain't real
Number of Players One, (or two if you're lonely)
Does Chuck Norris like it? Yes! But if your gay, no! If you're the Pope, maaayyybeeee....
System Requirements Windows XPeeyourpants, Windows Vista, and all the other Windows or Doors out there
Inputs Keyboard, Mouse, WII REMOTE, Dualshotintheface3, and if you get bored, BB Gun!
Media PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii, PlayStation foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!, Xbox 720, Nintendo Wii ner!,PC