User:Bloodrage

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ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).

en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.

enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.

re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.

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us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

NO This user doesn't care.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

Ensign Bloodrage is an expendable red shirt clone who's always available for away team missions. He live in New Zealand.

Contents 1 Contributions 1.1 My Articles 1.2 Other Contributions 1.3 Bloodrage likes Word of the Day 1.4 Bloodrage likes templates 1.5 Thing's I've been thinking about but haven't written up yet 1.6 Articles I didn't submit because even I didn't think they were funny 2 Links

[edit] Contributions

[edit] My Articles

• Ford Pinto, my first article.
• Unamerica, free speech inaction.
• pelvic thrust, puntastic
• Prevert
• Deth-Ray everyone needs a Deth-Ray.

[edit] Other Contributions

• spuppy
• Alan Moore

[edit] Bloodrage likes Word of the Day

Obsessivly and compulsivly contributed to:

• unrequited
• jackalope
• syzygy, I even managed to use it in a double entendre.
• vomitorium
• defenestrate, it used to happen to me at parties.
• furbish, I wrote a sentence or two, the rest just happened.
• xyzzy, not so good.
• rubbish, stupid lists
• taco, B. F. Skinner, a excellent scientist, bit of a loon.

[edit] Bloodrage likes templates

• template:fnord, for making citizens uneasy.
• template:unamerican, for satirical purposes... honest.
• template:kooks, for those crackpots who's lives are stranger than fiction.
• template:user unoffensive, because some people think Uncyclopedia should be PG...
• Template:User profane, because other users don't.

[edit] Thing's I've been thinking about but haven't written up yet

• polymath, because everyone hates clever bastards like me!
• Lucas Autoparts, the great Satan of Autoelectrics. British injoke
• Catherine Zeta Jones, secret heroic Autobot agent. Really! I just need some pictures.

[edit] Articles I didn't submit because even I didn't think they were funny

• Al Qaeda's Worst Driver, an Aljazeera reality TV show.

[edit] Links

• TRUCKS!
• ROVER!
• RANTS!
• PANTS!

Bloodrage has a gmail account, I'm sure you can figure that out too.