User:Bloopy

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“The universe is much bigger than you.”

“When you're under 18, it's not called pornography, it's called an education.”

“A "virgin minute" is one which hasn't happened yet, so I guess that means time travel is either paedophilia or necrophilia, depending on which direction you're going in.”

Who is Bloopy?[edit]

Bloopy is a creature who has obtained a high level of spirituality via cosmological contemplation. Bloopy exists simultaneously in two physical forms: as a human on Earth, and as a cyan cartoon character in a galaxy far far far far away.

Bloopy can be consulted as an expert on any of the following topics: Cosmology, Metaphysics, Philosophy, Religion, The Meaning of Life.

Bloopy enjoys but is by no means an expert on: Art, Mathematics, Music, Physics.

Articles started by Bloopy[edit]

A portrait of Bloopy as a cartoon character in a galaxy far far far far away.

Bloopy is (ir)responsible for starting the following Uncyclopedia articles:

The earliest known primitive drawing of Bloopy, from 1994.
A random image. Pasketmaul For Dummies, written by the Maharaji himself.

Sub-pages[edit]

Templates by Bloopy[edit]

All work and no play, Dangerous page, DUP award, Listen large, Mommy's medicine, Non-Wikipedian, Too many images, User Bloodhound Gang Fan, User Leon Fan, User Myers-Briggs, Userbox2.

Other contributions[edit]

Some other articles Bloopy has contributed to: Dinosaurs, Google (company), Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Mars, Martian, Mouse, The Matrix, Wellington, Worms, You have two cows.

History of Bloopy[edit]

This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user wishes they were queer so they could get chicks.
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This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, even when incredibly drunk.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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This user is one Jolly Rodger.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

The story begins in 1994, when our powers were strong enough to telepathically connect. This is what has made it possible for the image of Bloopy's cartoon character form to arrive on Earth. At first the connection was quite weak and the image was inaccurate, but over time it has become perfected. From 1995 onwards, the spiritual presence of Bloopy has been seeping across the Internet, where the high digital locality of millions of souls allows for remarkable inspiration.

Some of Bloopy's favourite articles[edit]

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Bloopy will work for food.
cpp-E This user only speaks C++ because it was a required course in school.
css-4 This user speaks CSS at a near-native level.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.
java-N This user is a native speaker of Java.
php-N This user is a native speaker of PHP.
sc-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble.
Another random image. Concentrated Orange Jews: just one mug contains 100% of your recommended daily intake of Zyklon B.

Praise the Almighty![edit]