User:Bob616

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TOO MANY TEMPLATES

This user likes templates too much, thusly, this page has too many templates, you can help the evil french olive chickens by eating a ham sandwich, making it look like you are about to envision some booming salad forks or time traveling to the year π and rescuing Walt Disney from the burning building in Manila

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This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This article may be Overly American. Brits may not understand humor, only humour. Canadians and Australians may not understand anything at all. Don't not attempt to remedy this.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user likes goats. Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!

This user has disobeyed the rules of Elvis and has been given a duck to signify thier purpleosity

This user is a magic ninja!

This user believes that pigs CAN fly!!

This article is a spud. You can help Uncyclopedia by eating it.

This user is a complete, irredeemable bishop. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and earns at the bishop.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is a pyromaniac.

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CHICKENS

This page is a chicken, if you are allergic to, scared of, or hate chickens a wise move would be to envision Walt Disney before your head asplodes

This user is being attacked by bunnies and runs like hell.

THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.

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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Jesus has given you a holiday candy cane! I like carrots!!

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	This article was written by a Nazi.
	Das Template lobt den Führer!

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about balloons.

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This page has too many templates. And I'm not helping. Please eliminate three.

NOT ENOUGH GRAVY

This article has insufficient gravy, this may be the reason that Walt Disney is such a huge bishop or the reason salad forks taste so much like salad forks. You can help Walt Disney by placing your left ear into a vice

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RANDOM WARNING! This article is quite random. You might want to edit it so that it's actually about something!

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This users face is mo(u)ldy, you can help Uncyclopedia by maturing Walt Disney, maturing some salad forks and/or maturing your own wife

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[edit] Oranges

“Oranges are orange!”

~ Captain Obvious on oranges

“In soviet Russia oranges eat YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on oranges

“My balloon is green!”

~ A random 4 year old on the colour of his balloon

“Oranges are blue!”

~ George Bush on oranges

“Yes, oranges are blue”

~ Captain Sarcasm on George Bush's remark about oranges

“I like turnips”

~ A 34-and-a-half legged giant purple mutated carrot on how he feels about turnips

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[edit] Spoons

This spoon closely resembles Adolf Hitler

ARE YOU A HAMSTER?

A recent survey showed that 80% of people who visit pages that have something to do with spoons are hamsters, and they don't even realise it! Click here for a free hamster test

Spoons are very commonly accused of being green, happy and afraid of the dark, however the truth is that neither of these facts are true. Some true interesting facts about spoons include

• They are in alleigance with the evil forks
• Several spoons were involved in a horrific accident with several forks in 1944, creating the powerful sporks
• Some people call them mahashmakakkas
• They hate the spatulas
• They are close friends with the moon
• They provide a source of vitamin q
• If consumed in large amounts they may a splode
• They have NO SPLEENS!!!
• Several spoons were involved in a horrific accident with a balloon in 1766 and the spoons and the balloon merged together and made a spalloon
• They are all Nazi-haters
• They are made entirely of Bacon Mist

[edit] Zartok, the 11th king of Mushnarr 5

This towel being once tried to take over the world, but someone put a sponge in a catapult that was powered by 11 cats and he shrank down to the size of a grape and never bothered anyone ever again

[edit] Beans

cows go moo

[edit] Quotes

“quotes are quotey”

~ A befuddled talking goat on quotes

“this is a quote”

~ Captain Obvious on quotes

“ ”

~ a guy with no mouth on quotes

“I like ducks”

~ A guy who likes ducks on ducks

“Bananas”

~ Michael Jackson on quotes

[edit] Cabbage

“moo!”

~ A cow on the history of Norweigan flowerpots

“Thy mouth babbles like a duck after eating a freshly picked cabbage”

~ William Shakespeare on Cabbage

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Would you like a cat to chew?

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Horses

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Smoking Horses

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Evil smoking Horses

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Orange

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Peanut

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!Carrot

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Carrot

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@Carrot

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1. Carrot

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~Carrot

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yes he did

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carrot

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oh yes

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carrot

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carrot

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This is where I got my hamster

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“he did WHAT!!!?!?@!?!¬!??!¬!”

~ The mysterious toast genie on Elvis 2 standing on a pipe of lime

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Joseph

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Holy murderous baboonplant, it's Egg Jesus!!!

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This is what your life is like when you live with toast

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<--Is your life like this? Well you might try playing golf with a spatula

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Mr. Hairbrush: OH NO!!!! It's the dish family! AND THEY BROUGHT ALL THIER MOON VILLAGES!! What are we going to do Joseph?!?

Unidentified pigeon #9: I strongly recommend that we reheat all our cabbagebooks.

Dish family: We will not be the cakeflan. Go and eat your own toasty clockburgers.

Mr. Hairbrush: It didn't work!! What do we do???

Chairman Mao: Why, who the devil are you!?!?!

Andre Mothdream: And what are you doing in my pasta field?

Mr. Hairbrush: So it was you that killed Roonboy!

Roonboy: Hey, I'm alive!

Andre Mothdream: What? But how...the stocking...and the Turkeywaffle...how could you open that misinformed blueberry?

Ornamental Clown: I can speak you know!

Dish family: Well of course, liquid is deaf.

Foonlarber: Billefarised Munchkin!

Oompa Loompa #2.5: That is my cork Michael

Chairman Mao: I duly apologise. Please take this fridge as a symbol of my gratification.