User:Boisvert593

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NBC Chimes.

  • You are hacking.
  • Hacking is illegal.
Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Hacker?



I am not a Hacker or a Hater.

  • But they are 2 things that I do.
  • 1. I Edit
  • 2. I go onto a Computer.
George
George

“Shut the fuck up.”

~ Hacker on User:Boisvert593

Hacked Up I mean Fucked Up.

Boisvert593
Real Name: George Paul Boisvert
Fake Name: Jorge Greenwood
My Birthday is: 5/12/1988
IQ: 103
Age: 8 Almost 9 or 20 Almost 21
Gender: Male
Member since: November 2008
Favorite Article(s): Deal or No Deal & The Biggest Loser (TV)
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Haters
Favorite Shows: Wheel of Fortune, Survivor, Deal or No Deal, The Biggest Loser (TV).
Me Saying to the YouTubers: Hacking is illegal.
What do I think Pokemon Hacks are: illegal
Is a loser: No
Gay: No I am not.

Hack[edit]

Hoax Act Caught in the KKK

Crack[edit]

C R A C K

History[edit]

I am Boisvert593.
  • 1. I was born in 1988.
  • 2. I kind of liking Uncyclopedia a lot.
  • 3. My Birthday is on May 12th.
  • 4. I Watched a Game Show but Someone hacked it.
  • 5. CBS Take a legal version of the Show called Survivor.
  • 6. Copyright is for Uncyclopedia's Copyleft.
  • 7. Always follow the law.
  • 8. The FCC wants people to censor the words on Uncyclopedia.

What I totally like[edit]

Pink CBS and Purple CBS[edit]

Ohhhhhh Yeah that's illegal.
  • 1. Pink and Purple CBS are in Love.
  • 2. Pink and Purple CBS are Hackers which it's illegal.
  • 3. Pink and Purple CBS have Sex and that's illegal too.
  • 4. Because if they do they will have a baby.
  • Note: If they have a baby. They will have another Color too.
  • Note: They will get caught by the cops too.

TBS is Very Unfunny[edit]

TBS Very Unfunny Logo. WOW!!!

So Unfunny is illegal. If I get Heads. -> Head on.gif Then Put on Head On.

My Favourite Colours are:[edit]

Hacking and Editing Terms:[edit]



I am not being a dick LOL.

My Favorite Shows are:[edit]

The BIGGEST Gainer Season 1[edit]

This is The BIGGEST Gainer Logo.
  • This season was filmed on 12/25/08 - 1/3/09
    • The Contestants:
  • 1. Santa Clause
  • 2. The Grinch
  • 3. Donald Trump
  • 4. Pikachu (Pokemon) 2nd Ep.
  • 5. WAMMY! 4th Ep.
        1. of Episodes: 7
    • Ep. #1.
  • 1. They all weigh in for the 1st time.
  • 2. They all eat for 5 Minutes.
  • 3. They all weigh in again.
  • 4. The BG Twist.
  • 5. None of would be going back to there job.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Santa Clause 350 +25 25 375
Donald Trump 250 +15 15 265
The Grinch 200 +35 35 235
    • Ep. #2.
  • 1. Pikachu (Pokemon) Comes to this game.
  • 2. Pikachu (Pokemon) weigh in for the 1st time.
  • 3. They all eat for 10 Minutes.
  • 4. They all weigh in again for a 2nd time. (Pikachu 1st time)
  • 5. The Grinch has got X out.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 30 480
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 45 395
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 25 275
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 60 260
    • Ep. #3.
  • 1. 3 are Left on The BIGGEST Gainer.
  • 2. They don't eat for 1 whole hour.
  • 3. But then they all eat for 5 Minutes.
  • 4. They all weigh in again for a 3rd time. (Pikachu 2nd time)
  • 5. Donald Trump has got X out.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 75 525
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 65 415
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 50 300
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 60 260
    • Ep. #4.
  • 1. The WAMMY! Comes to The BIGGEST Gainer.
  • 2. The WAMMY! weigh in his Luck for the 1st time.
  • 3. But then they all eat for 25 Minutes.
  • 4. They all weigh in again for Santa Cluse 4th time (Pikachu 3nd time) (WAMMY! 1st time).
  • 5. None of them has got X out.
  • 6. Pikachu Shared the color Green to the Grinch.
  • 7. Santa Clause Shard the color Pink to Donald Trump.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 +50 125 575
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 60 260
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 +60 125 475
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 50 300
WAMMY! 500 in Episode #4 +80 80 580

No Matter what the WHAMMY! will always stay at the color Blue.

    • Ep. #5.
  • 1. The BIGGEST Gainer twist
  • 2. They will only eat for 3 Min.
  • 3. They will all wight in for the 1st time
  • 4. Green Team has got X out.
  • 5. Green Just turned to Gray.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 +60 +20 145 495
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 +20 70 320
WAMMY! 500 in Episode #4 +80 +25 105 605
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 +50 +10 135 585
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 +10 70 270

No Matter what the WHAMMY! will always stay at the color Blue.

    • Ep. #6.
  • 1. The BIGGEST Gainer twist again.
  • 2. They will only eat for 2 Min.
  • 3. They will all wight in for the 2nd time
  • 4. Donald Trump has got X out again.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 +60 +20 +5 150 500
WAMMY! 500 in Episode #4 +80 +25 +10 115 615
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 +20 +5 75 325
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 +50 +10 135 585
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 +10 70 270

No Matter what the WHAMMY! will always stay at the color Blue.

    • Ep. #7.
  • 1. The BIGGEST Gainer 2 Hour Special.
  • 2. They will eat for 60 Min.
  • 3. They will all wight in for the 3rd time
  • 4. Santa Clause has got X out again.
Started Weigh in Ep. #1 Ep. #2 Ep. #3 Ep. #4 Ep. #5 Ep. #6 Ep. #7 Total Gain in: Total
WAMMY! 500 in Episode #4 +80 +25 +10 +105 220 720
Santa Clause 350 +25 +20 +20 +60 +20 +5 +100 250 600
Donald Trump 250 +15 +10 +25 +20 +5 75 325
Pikachu (Pokemon) 450 In Episode #2 +30 +45 +50 +10 135 585
The Grinch 200 +35 +25 +10 70 270

No Matter what the WHAMMY! will always stay at the color Blue.


Big Brother America is not real LOL


Admins are illegal LOL.


Suck my dick. LOL.

  • iHacking is illegal.
  • No One's going to tell me not to click on a link.
  • Those hackers hack illegally.

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