User:Breakfastpickle

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

uk-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English.

ca-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Canajan, eh?.

[[Español es-F]] This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.

[[Igpay Atinlay il-P]] This f****r speaks Igpay Atinlay heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.

[[MediaWiki MW-2]] This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki .

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

[edit] Christian rock must die!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, so don't you dare try to ruin my mood or I'll rip you a new anus and stop the bleeding with a dildo-shaped salt lick.

[edit] Here are the facts:

• Frank Zappa is God and Tom Waits must be Jesus.
• America should be ashamed of herself that less than half of her residents believe in evolution.
• British people have the greatest accents in the English-speaking world.
• Anime is Japan's long-awaited, meticulously calculated revenge for the atom bomb we dropped on Hiroshima.
• When in Minnesota, make sure to always ask for "pop" and not "soda" or you will be lynched.
• If I was the last human on Earth, man, that would fucking rock.