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A TRIBUTE TO CODYISM
So heres the story, Over 2000 years ago there was a great battle between Chuck Norris, Genne Simmons and the flying spaghetti monster. When all was thought lost Chuck Norris and Genne Simmons merged into one to form CODY MAXWELL and him only killed the flying spaghetti monster.
Chuck Norris demonstrating his deadly technique.
Behold the visage of the omnipotent Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bask in His Noodliness and stare agape at His meatitude
ANGRY GERMAN KID HAS DIED
Angry German Kid after he was banned from Uncyclopedia for vandalizing this article
Kraftwerk are shown here as insane German people. They also convey a hidden communist
message for kids with this album cover. The message is "Why not try Communism today?"
Mario as he dressed up to get into the Communist party, with Stalin.
hooray for pufflebump snugglekins!!!
A fun way to learn how electricity works.
WW2 in pictures, and sum words..
Pink Floyd's The Wallpaper featured over two hours of the sound of wallpaper drying.
|The Conclave of Doom: Fred Phelps, Ed Gein, Enron, Evil Jesus, Wikia, The United States of Arabia, Iran,
|Iraq, Uzbekistan, North Korea, Benedict XVI, Ku Klux Klan
|Space Committee: Marshall Applewhite, L. Ron Hubbard, Robotic ghost pirates
|Music/Theatre Committee: Abu Hamza, Ke$ha, The Jonas Brothers
||Politics Committee: Dick Cheney, Glenn Beck, Chairman Mao, Kim Jong-il, Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, Bill O'Reilly, "Ileana" Ross Lehtinen, Richard M. Nixon
|See also: Baby Seals, Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition