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“That Cajek fellow removed my custom quote from his page. Bastard.”


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And now, a look into a past issue of Uncyclopedia's own newspaper, Unsignpost...

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:36, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:09 30 June 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 18:43, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost: 16th July 2009[edit]

Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutterhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/c/c1/Fan_girl_1.jpg/21px-Fan_girl_1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/45/Nuke_explosion.gif/21px-Nuke_explosion.gif 18:58, 16 July 2009

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 21:52, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 17:45, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:55, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 9th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

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UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit]

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UnSignpost 4th September[edit]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:37, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 74th[edit]

Nine times out of ten, please think of the October

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UnSignpost September 10/17[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/17-09-09 This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:31, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 15:59, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit]

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FUCK YOU CAJEK![edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:39, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:30, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/ca/MrNCyber.JPG 17:29, Jan 21

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

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UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

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UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

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UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

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UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh his Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:47, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 20:23, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:47, 1 May 2010

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