User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness

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Unpoetia logo.jpg Poetry for people who hate poetry

Today, looking out the window,

I saw a single lonely bat.

I greeted it, and it smelled.

"How peculiar," I thought, as I ate it,

"...that I'm writing a whole poem about this!"

And the birds chirped in reply,

"Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but...'s not that important."

So I sat and sat,

writing poems about stupid crap.