User:Cap'n Ben
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Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2009
Writer of the Month September 2005
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UnBooks Author of the Month December 2008
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He sings! He dances! He even rides a bicycle! The Cap'n be a seafarin' man and fairly right makes 'ee the jokes, says I.
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Articles he didn't write but likes include
