User:Cap'n Ben/archive2

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You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations![edit]

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:30, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Squeak[edit]

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—

Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture.

Anyway, thanks for voting.

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 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 05:05, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Grass in the Mist[edit]

You said in your pee review that you thought UnScripts:Grass in the Mist was feature-worthy. Well, now it's up on VFH, so if you still think so, your vote would be really nifty. --THE 14:03, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Boing![edit]

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THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for voting for Grass in the Mist, and for the pee review! --THE 22:37, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Let's Eat![edit]

~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:55, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*[edit]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:02, Dec 7

EPIC FAIL![edit]

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Rough Pubs[edit]

Fishbeer.jpg Rabbi Techno
is sending you this undoubtedly
delicious beer to say thanks
for voting for Rough Pubs!
From Rabbi Techno

Charles Lindbergh[edit]

Lindberghwatch.jpg Lucky Lindy presents you with this
Charles Lindbergh Signature Aerial Atlantic Aviator Watch (estimated value: $4 Civil War bucks)
Thanks for voting for Charles Lindbergh over at that crazy VFH thing.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 17:08 Feb 26)

Thanks[edit]

Thanks for helping to sniff out that plagiarized UnNews. Next time(hopefully there won't be a next time, but if there is), though, would you mind posting a link to the plagiarized page? That'd make things much easier for the admins. Anyways, cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:48, Mar 25

Apologies[edit]

Hi Cap'n Ben,

Thanks for pointing out my signature discrepancies. I have fixed them and I appreciate the heads up. -  Stat  talk Offtheair.gif 18:49, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Average thanks.gif UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.
Thankies!

Much obliged! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:18, Apr 7

Hurrah, you're alive![edit]

Congratulations, my son!

Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday!

As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift.

Have fun**!

*Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry.
**Not actually allowed, it's only an expression.

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  ~  {{{1}}} Skull OMG VOGHT FOR MY ARTIKLES OR NOM SUM CUZ IM A WHORE LOL

Uncyclopedia:VFH/Jerry Falwell[edit]

Sorry if I did get carried away with my anti-Conservapedia rants. Though they have earned my hatred, and are well-deserving of it, VFH may not have been the right place to vent it. feel free to move the discussion to a forum if you'd like, though, if you don't mind provide a link, or at least let me provide one from the VFH to that forum.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 01:17, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

thx[edit]

FurbyOnFire.jpeg FOOM

Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH.

Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008

Ta[edit]

Pointless tank.jpg Tha - wait for it! - nkyou!

UU wanted to express his thanks for your vote for that military thing he re-wrote.
Unfortunately, he asked several members of this year's winning regiment to deliver those thanks, and as you can see, they're having trouble getting to you. So you'll have to make do with this brown template instead. Cheers!

And thankies from me too! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 19:45, Apr 28

Really really really really really really late thanks[edit]

I felt like making one after all those months --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:54, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for voting[edit]

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:21, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

... for pee reviewing Eurovision. I've added a concluding paragraph. I hope you like it. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:41, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

Long-delayed thankings[edit]

Guyonfire.jpg Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:50, May 12


FUCK YEAH![edit]

Genericband.jpg FUCK YEAH!

Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die!

*Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 19:02, May 15


Thanks for Vote[edit]

Thanks for voteing for my article;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:01, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Re.:UnNews Articles[edit]

The Chairmen of Pee says that they're great. Alien Hunter 23:38, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

I thought that I could not vote on my own articles. Alien Hunter 23:55, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
How do I vote? Alien Hunter 00:01, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:08, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:56, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Late thanks![edit]

Portrait-of-Homeless-Man-IMG 3825.jpg Thanks, son!
But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?

Thanks for voting for Veteran.


~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:43 Jun 3

Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?[edit]

Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:

Bubbledress.jpg *pop*
Yeah, er, thanks for *pop*
your vote for *pop* that...
oh lord, her whole dress is made of...
*popop* *pop*

Apart from that one above from Sys, obviously... Anyway, yeah, ta. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:01, Jun 4

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:14, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

PEEING[edit]

Hi Cap'n, hope I find you well. Just thought I'd pop in and mention this: no idea what your thoughts are on user-created groups and the like, but PEEING is one such specifically devoted reviews. We keep an eye on stuff, make sure bad reviewers are asked politely to improve or not bother, and smile benevolently on good reviewers. As a provider of good reviews yourself, you are more than welcome to sign yourself up as a Fresh Stain and appropriate the userbox for your own nefarious purposes should you desire. Of course, if you don't want to, that's cool as well. Just thought I'd mention it. Tatty byes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:08, Jun 9

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 17:04, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea! Easy there![edit]

You just removed LOADS of stuff from VFD. Seriously dude. Please preview before saving if you are not sure what you are doing. I reverted you. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:55, Jun 15

No seriously. If you are going to use VFD, read Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy. Please do not use VFD until you have. Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 02:07, Jun 15

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:13, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:29, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:24, 12 July 2008 (UTC)