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“She's a female version of me. ”

~ Captain Obvious on User:CaptainObvious

Captain(a) Obvious(a)[edit]

Captaina Obviousa is just like Captain Obvious, except Female, British and with better superpowers, including Mind Reading, Eye Beams and the ability to turn into a grue. She is sometimes accompanied by her side-kick, Irony Girl.

Main Goals[edit]

Captaina Obviousa's main goals are to protect the Uncyclopedia pages of things that are stupid and not just funny.

Favourite Pages[edit]

Secret Page
Captain Obvious

Female.png This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?


This user is reading your thoughts!

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.