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“She's a female version of me. ”
Captaina Obviousa is just like Captain Obvious, except Female, British and with better superpowers, including Mind Reading, Eye Beams and the ability to turn into a grue. She is sometimes accompanied by her side-kick, Irony Girl.
Captaina Obviousa's main goals are to protect the Uncyclopedia pages of things that are stupid and not just funny.