User:CaptainObvious

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“She's a female version of me. ”

~ Captain Obvious on User:CaptainObvious

Captain(a) Obvious(a)[edit]

Captaina Obviousa is just like Captain Obvious, except Female, British and with better superpowers, including Mind Reading, Eye Beams and the ability to turn into a grue. She is sometimes accompanied by her side-kick, Irony Girl.

Main Goals[edit]

Captaina Obviousa's main goals are to protect the Uncyclopedia pages of things that are stupid and not just funny.

Favourite Pages[edit]


England
Secret Page
Captain Obvious

Female.png This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?


Mindreader8.jpg

This user is reading your thoughts!

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.