User:Carlb

You have nude massages. (vive la différence)

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Sandskatchewan, Sasquatch's personal sandbox

Turn to Martha Stewart and ImClone for all your cloning needs!

It's a bird, it's a plane... it's a North Carolina Kitty Hawk stalking its prey!

• Sugar, spice and everything nice
• Snakes, snails and puppy dog tails
• Ada-ware
• AM-FM stereo
• Antonio Meucci
• Babel Fish
• Bennett buggy
• Beta and Hurricane Beta
• Bishop
• British Columbia
• Callgirl
• Car manufacturers
• Carrier pigeon
• Chinatown
• Encyclopædia Britannica
• Europium
• Food Court
• Ford
• Francium
• Free Sockpuppet Foundation
• Germanium
• Hebrew
• Hurricane Wilma
• ImClone
• iRAQ Pocket PC
• Jimmy Hoffa
• Lake Huron®
• Linux Users Anonymous and Sexaholics Anonymous
• Mad cow
• MBA
• Mercury

These Dodge balls frickin' hurt!

• Neon
• New Atlantis, New New Orleans and New Orleans Square
• No fixed address
• Nova Scotia
• Occupant and To Whom It May Concern
• PEI
• Plymouth Furry
• Polyamory
• Polyandry
• PTA
• Reverse Polish notation
• Satan Claus
• SECAM
• Dr. Sara Tonin of the Isle of Despair
• Shadow cabinet
• Six Nations
• Soap opera
• Swinging
• Virtual credit card
• Vlad the Impala and Walachia★Mart®
• Zymurgy
• 1954

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Traduction - Translation

• Page d'accueil - l'ancienne Uncyclopédia francophone
• Banni de l'Internet
• Québec
• Tour Eiffel
• Comment établir une nouvelle Uncyclopédia

Bit parts

Allah's lowest prices. Always.

Encyclopaedia Brittanica, by international scholar Britney Spears

• Black helicopter
• BBW
• Colour
• Dominion of Newfoundland
• Focus on the Family
• Helium
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• Randall's Circles of Hell
• Patent nonsense
• PBS
• People Eating Tasty Animals
• Platinum
• Québec
• Sega Genesis
• Sock
• Some of my best friends are...
• Toilet roll
• Vending machine vending machine
• Wendy's
• Wolf

Stubs

Wolves rule Wolfe Island with an iron paw

• Awards/Grue
• Backdoor Bitches Vol 1
• Contact lens
• Gnu math
• Lions Club
• Jessica Rabbit
• Missing Persons Bureau (vfd)
• Northworst Territories
• Parmesan
• Sofa (vfd)
• Delaware
• Georgia
• Montana
• Maryland
• New Hampshire
• North Carolina
• South Dakota
• Tennessee
• Venus

Sock puppets

• User:Hymie the SpelChek™ bot

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I was blocked from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template! Carlb has been blocked from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May its sad fate serve as a warning to others. Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins. (Block log); 04:04 . . Flammable (Talk | block) (blocked "User:Carlb" with an expiry time of 2 seconds: OMG VADNAL!!!!1) (diff) (hist) . . ! Latvia; 04:03 . . Carlb (Talk | block) (→Economy - - vandalise text by inserting useless factual information) Holder of the Cub Scout Uncyclopedia Proficiency Badge Writer of the Month July 2005 Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly. J O K E R J O K E R Resident joker Canada Home of the CBC, bacon, beer, killer moose, Mounties, colour, hockey, Screech ... Prime Ministers, and people who, like, live in igloos, eh? British California * Saudi Oilberta * Soscratchandwin * Manisnowba * Ontariariario * Québec(Quebec) * New/Nouveau Brunswick * New Scotland * PEI * Newfieland * Yukon * Northwest Territories * NunavOOt

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