User:Carlos the Mean

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Superfluous complications to my user page[edit]

Commander of the Order
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fr-E This user only speaks Fran├žais because it was a required course in school.
ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.
cpp-P This f****r speaks C++ heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

This user has a malignant tumor in his colon.


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