User:CheddarBBQ

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Me on a good day. Those aren't eyes; they're black holes.

Sonje's depiction of me. Equally awesome.

I'm so great, I got a tattoo of my own name.

Check out the scar. That's badass.

This user is Italian and knows people in the mafia. (gli italiani)

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 9 months and 3 days.

This user has adopted Verto.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Mahm00shA.

Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!

Mahm00 shite This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them!

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user is a whore and is proud of it. That's hot bitches.

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user has been blocked 2 times.

IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

This user's IQ is higher than yours.

This user is the proud owner of a failed N00b of the Month nomination.

This user is the proud owner of a failed Gobshite of the Month nomination.

PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she dances with the forest animals.

This user is too damn sexy

This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!

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I am Italian and am therefore, by definition, 178% more attractive than you are.

[edit] Ranks And Honors

Featured Article: HowTo:Get Over Jenny This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Quasi-Featured Article: Leprechaun
This person wrote an article which became one of the quasi-featured articles of Uncyclopedia.

OBERST

of Der Unwehr

[edit] Articles I've Written:

In order of goodness:

HowTo:Get Over Jenny (Featured, Bitch!, and #1 ARTICLE OF APRIL '09!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!)

Leprechaun (for Conservation Week (that's right, I'm green))

Thin Mints (PLS Honorable Mention, shockingly no foul language, many people liked it, but not featured)

AFI (I LIKED IT.)

[edit] Works In Progress

Homestar Runner (re-write)

(Just so y'all know, I suck at multi-tasking, so 98.23% of the time, I will only be working on one article. I'm also currently in a bit of a slump, which is why I haven't written much recently. Hoping for a speedy recovery.)

[edit] Pages I Created That Aren't Actually Articles

My short-story about Mahm00shA's death (for his birthday)

subway SARIN (my band's first album, Destruction of Creationism.)

CheddarBBQ's Giant Pile of Shit (not an article, sort of like a sandbox, but everything stays forever. Be a whore. Be a dick. Take a shit.)

User:CheddarBBQ/youtube CheddarBBQ's YouTube Page

Category:Italian Users (A place for the Italian users of Uncyc to be recognized.)

[edit] Photos I Have 'Shopped

User:Pig House/Boys are stupid, cut their balls off	Gotta Catch 'Em All	HowTo:Get Over Jenny	Bob the sperm
subway SARIN	Big Mac (nommed for VFP, failed)	Hilary Clinton	Tatu
My Giant Pile of Shit	Der Unwehr	None yet.

[edit] Awards (and Presents) I've Received

For obeying my template related command request in the service of Der Unwehr. PS: I am not your loyal follower. –Sonje

Der Unwehr Kross Glückwünsche! You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr. Heil!

Mahm00shA has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Mahm00shA has bought you a beer! Remember though, you're getting the next round.

[edit] Future Plans

1. An article about Guildy sucking my large Italian genitals, like UnNews:Guildy Sucks Cheddar's Balls. No lie, Guildy told me to do it.
2. I will make High School Musical sometime soon, most likely with Tagstit. (no redirect)
3. UnNews:Obese Man Claims "Masturbation Saved My Life"
4. Thinking about making Racist (no redirect)

[edit] Major Edits

Bob the sperm with Mahm00shA (I just assisted a bit)

UnScripts:The King (assisting Mahm00shA)

[edit] Articles I Reviewed

June '09

Fruitopia by YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

May '09

No Child Left Behind by MaxPayne

April '09

Trogdor the Burninator by Guildy

*Bob the sperm by Mahm00shA

March '09:

+**Dwight D. Eisenhower by Cap'n Ben

User:Knucmo2/Why?:Allow Animal Testing? by Knucmo2

*UnBooks:Rorschach's journal by ASHPD

*UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes by Gerrycheevers (featured)

*User:Mahm00shA by Mahm00shA

*HowTo:Write a Techno Song by Guildensternenstein

**Claire Redfield by Iwillkillyou333

+*I fucked your mother by Projectmayhem666 (most people didn't like this review, and I'll admit it wasn't very good, but it was done with good intentions)

Fruitcake by 76.222.56.44

*Wand of Gamelon by Aethix

February '09

Cosmological Argument by Jlsmith

*People who actually took my advice instead 100% ignoring off my review.

**People who changed a small part based on my review but left most unaltered.

+People who didn't like my reviews

[edit] Articles/Pics/People I've Nominated

Adam and Eve by Proxima Centauri (failed)

WWF Press Conference by Sonje

Mahm00shA for NotM April '09 (DQ'ed)

Projectmayhem666 for RotM March '09 (failed)

Projectmayhem666 for RotM April '09 (won)

UnBooks:The UnOfficial Pokédex by EvilPalkia (failed instantly)

Monster Energy Drink by MaxPayne (failed)

Benito Mussolini by IC (failed)

Mahm00shA for World's Best Friend April '09 (won)

Mahm00shA for UotM June '09

[edit] Templates I Have Created

Der Unwehr Kross Glückwünsche! You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr. Heil!

All of the Der Unwehr rank templates. Example:

LEUTNANT

of Der Unwehr

ZU MACHEN!! Sie gibt! This article is horribly in need of a re-write, but do not delete it. If able, you may re-write it. If you are too weak, contact a member of Der Unwher immediately. Heil!

Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!

This user is Italian and knows people in the mafia. (gli italiani)

This user is a whore and is proud of it. That's hot bitches.

You made me sad. *sniff* Why?

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed. --CheddarBBQ

This user is the proud owner of a failed Gobshite of the Month nomination.

This user is the proud owner of a failed N00b of the Month nomination.

This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

Somebody has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew! This is the highest honor you will ever receive.

Thank you for your support for the (FAILED) featuring of AFI. You will not be killed and/or molested today. --CheddarBBQ

The author of this article appears to have been violently murdered. If this article has offended anyone, justice has been dealt. (He deserved it)

This article has been stamped for Pee Review by the Almighty Smokin' Cheddar BBQ.

This is officially one of the longest articles on Uncyclopedia.

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[edit] Thanks I Have Received

on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor ~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

Thank you for your informative review! --You know what the music means... Our time is up.

"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?" Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

I just came by to thank all you. Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

Thanks for pointing it out, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein

I have to thank you all again Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

Thanks for the sig, mate! I love it! Staircase

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

To show my appreciation, I'd like to eat your snake.

—Guildensternenstein

Thank You! I love those insignias. I love you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein
You know what the music means... Our time is up.

Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you! Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

Thou art bless'd by Ra for thou hath voted at the sacred temple for thy Zheliel. —The la Zhel

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

And no, I have no intention of changing this template any time soon.

—Sir Guildensternenstein

"Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?" Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Typing "teh" for "the"

The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"

Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again

Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie™ and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie™ They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

Thanks for the review adodada!--Mahm00shA

Hey, you. I have a huge penis. Hey, I guess you want to thank me for allowing you to read something by me. Unfortunately for you, I am currently having sex with your girlfriend. She says, "Hi <insert name here>!" Did I mention how she loves my cock. By the way, my penis is huge. Good bye, peasant! And I've got a huge cock.

May Set smite thee not Ma'et Moo'sha thanketh thee for thou hath shown him support at the Holy Of The Holies. "lo! Set hacketh the phallus of he who showeth not support. Verily, for a sinner he is and in Hell shalt he be lashed to the slave stick" --Book Of The Dead, Chapter IX, 19:11

I'd encourage you to keep it up, as we really do appreciate it. Honest! --UU - Blah 13:55, Mar 18

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

thanks for the review, CBBQ. i'll give it another go with your suggestions. thanks again! Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
I will fuck you up. -- ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:19, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the Review, mate. --Mahm00shA kills you! 06:13, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey thanks for the pee on Rorschach! I'm working on it!--A. SHePerD 03:50, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Achtung! Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

Thanks for the vote. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:00, 7 Mar
Thanks for the help, much appreciated.--UU - Blah 14:31, Mar 11

[edit] Users I Have Made My Loyal Followers

Mahm00shA

Guildy (he'll never admit it, but he's loyal)

Sonje (You are Sonje, don't deny it.)

Docile hippopotamus

Staircase (N00b)

Verto (my 2nd adoptee)

Zheliel

Umm, I think that's it... am I forgetting anyone? Oh, and if you want to be my loyal follower, just sign your name here.

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