User:CheddarBBQ

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ATTENTION ALL:

The newest upcoming work by Ched B.B.Q. has just been announced. Look forward to seeing Snitches Get Stitches some time in the next few months or so.

That is all.

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER --92.2.113.25


Edits: | Real Articles: 5.25 | Features: 3 | Top 10s: 1 | French Articles: 1 | Pics: 12 | Reviews: 16 | Other: 11 | Followers: 6 | Adoptees: 1.5 | Socks: 2
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JENNY
IS
#1!!!!!!

IN
2
LANGUAGES!!!!!!


AND ALSO
#6 AS
WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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likes pizza.

(gli italiani)

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9 years, 9 months and 21 days.

069f11-1.jpg Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
The Sacred and Holy crest of ΥΣΣ This user is a Brother of the Upsilon Sigma Sigma Fraternity. Humor, Honor, Hubris. Per Iocus Prudentia!
Mahm00 shite This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them!
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.


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PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she probably frolics about the woodlands playing the pan flute.
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Sup.

I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny?

I am Italian and am therefore, by definition, 178% more attractive than you are.

Ranks And Honors[edit]

Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month April 2010 Sockpuppeteer of the Month Award Sockpuppeteer of the Month April 2010




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This person wrote an article which became one of the quasi-featured articles of Uncyclopedia.
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Knight Commander of the Order
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of Der Unwehr
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Upsilon Sigma Sigma
Cursory Mention of the Week

CheddarBBQ wanted to be mentioned in this week's Signpost. So he is.

Biopic of the Week
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Hmm, who to bio this week? Well, it's been a while since we covered {{username}}, we could always go back to that old chestnut... Or maybe something esoteric, like profiling the sidebar, that'd fit with Unsignpost tradition. Hmm. Or maybe we could note that Turbo-Whoring machine, one-man Doritos fan club and Torch-Carrier by appointment to someone called "Jenny", CheddarBBQ hasn't actually asked to be profiled this week, and therefore decide this is the perfect opportunity to profile him.


Articles I've Written:[edit]

In order of goodness:

HowTo:Get Over Jenny (Featured, Bitch!, and #1 ARTICLE OF APRIL '09!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!)

Leprechaun (Also featured, Bitch!, and Quasi-featured, Bitch!, was for Conservation Week (that's right, I'm green), )

Thin Mints (PLS Honorable Mention, and 3rd feature bitch!)

HowTo:Make a large letter W using Times New Roman font (Not as liked as I hoped, but it's a kind of iffy concept.)

AFI (I LIKED IT.)

Works In Progress[edit]

Racism (Re-write for Conservation Week )

Homestar Runner (re-write, been at a standstill for about 5 10 months now)

User:CheddarBBQ/careerbuilder.com

User:CheddarBBQ/unscript

UnTunes:Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt (Christian Edition)

(Just so y'all know, I suck at multi-tasking, so 98.23% of the time, I will only be working on one article. I'm also currently in a bit of a slump, which is why I haven't written much recently. Hoping for a speedy recovery.)

Pages I Created That Aren't Actually Articles[edit]

My 17th Birthday Forum

My short-story about Mahm00shA's death (for his birthday)

subway SARIN (my band's first album, Destruction of Creationism.)

CheddarBBQ's Giant Pile of Shit (not an article, sort of like a sandbox, but everything stays forever. Be a whore. Be a dick. Take a shit.)

User:CheddarBBQ/youtube & User:CheddarBBQ/youtube2 CheddarBBQ's YouTube Pages

Category:Italian Users (A place for the Italian users of Uncyc to be recognized.)

Cheddary Paper (Where I keep my UnSignpost articles.

Photos I Have 'Shopped[edit]

Awards (and Presents) I've Received[edit]

HUZZAH!
The Chamberpot of Excellence
CheddarBBQ
For your helpful review, you have been given the
Skinfan13 Rusty Bucket Award
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Der Unwehr Kross

Glückwünsche!
You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.

Heil!
Newcookie.gif Mahm00shA has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Beerpint.jpg Mahm00shA has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.


Future Plans[edit]

  1. Stephen Chow
  2. Snitches Get Stitches
  3. An article about Guildy sucking my large Italian genitals, like UnNews:Guildy Sucks Cheddar's Balls. No lie, Guildy told me to do it.
  4. I might make High School Musical sometime soon, most likely with Tagstit. (no redirect)
  5. UnScripts: Why Mommy Doesn't Have A Wiener

Articles I Reviewed[edit]

April '10

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cracker Barrel by Skinfan13

February '10

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Irony strikes in ant-related massacre by Readmesoon

June '09

*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruitopia by YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

May '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/No Child Left Behind by MaxPayne

April '09

*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Trogdor the Burninator by Guildy (featured)

*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bob the sperm by Mahm00shA

March '09:

+**Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Dwight D. Eisenhower by Cap'n Ben (featured)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Knucmo2/Why?:Allow Animal Testing? by Knucmo2

*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:Rorschach's journal by ASHPD

*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes by Gerrycheevers (featured)

*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mahm00shA by Mahm00shA

*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Write a Techno Song by Guildensternenstein

**Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Claire Redfield by Iwillkillyou333

+*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/I fucked your mother by Projectmayhem666 (most people didn't like this review, and I'll admit it wasn't very good, but it was done with good intentions)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruitcake by 76.222.56.44

*Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wand of Gamelon by Aethix

February '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cosmological Argument by Jlsmith

*People who actually took my advice instead 100% ignoring off my review.

**People who changed a small part based on my review but left most unaltered.

+People who didn't like my reviews