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“ I'z in your talk page, begging for nOOb adoptionz!”

~ Serpwntor on CheddarBBQ's talk page


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September 26, 2009 - April 11, 2010

Highlights include:

  • Serpwntor fucks up my page (-1)
  • Guildy is a dick (3)
  • Syndrome catches in to my laziness (8)
  • Guildy is a dick again, and dinosaur raping (11)
  • IWKY wastes a perfectly good rape (20)
  • Zim confuses the shit out of me (39)
  • I get my biopic (46)
  • Finally, some decent discussion not with the fuckin American swill (51)
  • Necropaxx brings back fond memories (70)

Contents

RAPE![edit]

I got you good. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:45, 26 September 2009

Oh yeah. So good baby. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 16:46,26September,2009

Thought I'd give this a try[edit]

Hi Chedds, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:40, Sep 30

Hmm. Kinda surprised you came to me as an "active reviewer" who has "done a bunch of reviews already this year," even though I haven't reviewed since June (as you can see if you look at my user page). But I guess, if I get the chance to, I'll try to get in a review or two. No promises though. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 19:40,30September,2009
Well, in truth, it was more "you are active, and have shown you are capable of doing good reviews" - there are rarely many people active reviewing at any one time! But it would be much appreciated if you could - as I say, I understand if you can't. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:04, Sep 30
Yeah, I'll try. It's been a pretty busy time, but I'm sure you know that (since you already said that). http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 23:29,30September,2009

So...[edit]

...my girlfriend and I get to go see Mastodon on October 24th. Yeah, pretty awesome, I know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

...at the natural history museum? FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 17:10 October 1 '09
No, at the Hamburg Agri-Center with Dethklok and some shitty other bands I don't care about. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:57, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Mastodon is okay, but I love Dethklok! Just got their new album on Tuesday. And I hate you now Guilds. BITCH. By the way, what are the other bands? I might like them... http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 19:30,1October,2009
wtf? Dethklok plays live? i thought they played for that metalocalypse only.. Stupid me FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 19:36 October 1 '09
Yeah, but it's not exactly the same. For the show, Brendan Small does both guitars, bass, and vocals. Live he only does lead guitar and vocals. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 19:38,1October,2009
The other bands are Converge and High on Fire. And yes, you should hate me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:52, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Sig steal[edit]

At the count to a million forum! Yay! User:Zheliel/sigz1135 11:00 October 4

I noticed... User:Zheliel/sigz1135 13:30 October 4

It's almost time, you sexy judge you[edit]

Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:15, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:30, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

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Dude WTF[edit]

I can count the number of good things you've written since your one FA on Yettie's penis. Who are you and what have you done to the person who wrote HowTo:Get Over Jenny? If you have him locked in your basement, please remember to at least feed him occasionally. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:25, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Oh no, he let me out about 3 months ago. But really, I am kinda ashamed of myself. I was so proud of my Jenny article, but after Leprechaun, I began to have less spare time, and since then I haven't had much time to just sit down and just write. I keep trying to, but either something comes up that I gotta do, or I just get stumped trying to come up with and good idea. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 22:14,19October,2009
By the way, I am slowly working on rewriting the 2nd half of Leprechaun. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 22:16,19October,2009

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit]

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Hey, puttana[edit]

How's DC? FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 17:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Why not ask me about Dexter's Cock? I think I'd know better. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:17, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
Unless you can autofellate, he knows better FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 17:21, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
D.C. was nice. About 38 people asked me for money. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 17:38,25October,2009
Does that have anything to do with the "38 hobos mysteriously murdered in Washington D.C." headlines thing on FOXNEWS? FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 18:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
God, FOX NEWS fucks everything up. There wasn't anything mysterious about it. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 18:37,25October,2009
I disagree. Death by "choking on pizza" IS mysterious.. FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 18:44, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
I guess you got me on that one. At least they left out the guy who "fell" off the cruise ship. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 21:09,25October,2009
How do you chock on a pizza? And what is chocking? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  03:28, 26/10/2009
What are you talking about? FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 09:20, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
HAHA YOu KNOW NO GOOD GRAMMERS R0LOFFOL I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 11:05,26October,2009

So, to revive a long-dead conversation from like a month ago...[edit]

...I saw Mastodon and Dethklok over the weekend with my girlfriend and it was fuckin' awesome. Just thought I'd let you know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:05, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

at the natural history museum? FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 07:35, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I was at the natural history museum! It was totally not metal. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 11:08,27October,2009
I heard that strange things happen there every night. Is it true? FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 15:12, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, if you stay there at night, the dinosaur will come to life, and try to rape you. And by try, I mean he WILL rape you. Kinda hard to defend against an undead dinosaur. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 19:29,27October,2009
Point of order. He's not undead, he's an animated model. Animated via demonic possession, or some such shit. So it's actually a demon dinosaur trying to rape you. Of course, as soon as penetration has been achieved, I don't think the semantics will really help. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  00:32, 28/10/2009
Agreed. I'm pretty sure that if any time of dinosaur skeleton tries to rape you, you're pretty much screwed. Literally. And painfully. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 02:12,28October,2009

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit]

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That UFFL report is soooo racist. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 02:06,3November,2009

Yo, dawg[edit]

Go vote necropaxx for UOTM FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 06:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Collab[edit]

This. I'm rewriting it, and I need your help.. FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 06:49, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hm... a collab you say? Explain... I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 20:51,5November,2009
Me, you and necropax write an article together. It turns out to be funny. It gets featured. We get cookies. FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 21:07, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I think I can make time for my wittle Mooshikins. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 21:26,5November,2009

Leprechaun Golden Pee Review[edit]

I Pee Reviewed Leprechaun based on version 4204510 of 02:35, November 7, 2009. I hope this helps! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:38, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Not Italian![edit]

I'm not Italian. I'm from canton Ticino. Swuisse. We speak Italian there.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 12:33, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

That's good enough. Add your name to the list. Please? e only have 2 members as of now. My Italian revolution isn't working so well. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 14:27,7November,2009
done it.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 14:54, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
That's crazy. How can you not be Italian if you speak Italian? That's like saying there are people who speak English who aren't English! Oh, wait. Ah, forget I was here. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:08, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Ahem. FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 17:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 17:20,7November,2009

Sono svizzero. In svizzera si parlano 4 lingue diverse, fra qui l'italiano (esattamente dove vivo io). Parlo italiano, ma non è quellala mia nazionalità.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 23:03, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Quindi provare att tolka vad Io sono säger. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 23:43,7November,2009
Sono Australiano, ma parlo italiano un po. And my grammar sucks. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
Actually that grammar was pretty accurate. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 04:05,8November,2009
Only by luck. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                 
Puppy "know" On "it" The "all" Radio, Awesomeness Incarnate™. FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 13:33, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Mah "smart" Moosh "ass" A, Egyptian™. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 13:45,8November,2009

UFFL[edit]

good thing you have cutler on your bench, or i'd be taking a bath with a toaster right about now...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:24, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

son of a bitch. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 23:15,8November,2009
the eagles better suck testicle tonight! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:56, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Unless the combined score of the 5 Eagles is less than 20, you're pretty much screwed. Still, I'll only be at 4-5, and you'll have 6-3 I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 00:10,9November,2009
i don't care, the eagles better get shutout, and also give up dozens of points because you have their defense!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:07, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Your symbol and my user page[edit]

About your little gun in a hand symbol or whatever it is, the one that has a mouse over message about Jenny, it won't stay in one place on my talk page. Every time someone posts something, it's somewhere else, usually covering up a heading or part of a message. Can you fix it, please? Thanks. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:25, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

What? That's never happened anywhere. Check the coding. Someone might have accidently changed something on your page, or someone edited wrong or something. That problem has never occurred with the actual sig. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 23:14,12November,2009
You have to understand that I'm code cursed here. That's why I became an Uncyclopedia rector, so I can perform bad code exorcisms. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  23:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Wait my sig's not even on your page. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 00:04,13November,2009
I archived the troublesome page. It's at User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/archive4 Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:18, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, wait a minute...[edit]

Something is REALLY wrong with your userpage. REALLY wrong. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 03:12, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Which is...? I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 04:03,13November,2009
Part of your page is past the category bar, and some of your text is fused together. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 04:38, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
Well what browser are you using? It looks fine on Safari. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 05:59,14November,2009
I'm using Internet Explorer.   Oh, so it's browser specific...   --Invincibleflamegruemaster 03:43, Nov 15 2009

Poke Rape[edit]

Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!

Iwillkillyou333 sent out Pikachu!

Pikachu, use Thunderrape!

Pikachu: Pi, ka, CHU!

Pikachu uses Thunderrape! Critical Hit! Its super Effective! CheddarBBQ fainted

Ha ha, you got owned by a Pokemon!--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 17:43, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Wow. That would've been awesome if I had just archived my talk page. A pretty original rape. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 18:17,13November,2009
Yeah I got tired of waiting for you to archived, so I did it anyways--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig2 18:29, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Lookin' for a good time?[edit]

Well you'll find it over at Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Fish, where you still haven't voted. Please read the article first and feel free to vote against if you hate it, but for gosh sakes just VOTE!!! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 22:35, Nov 14 2009

Whore. `I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 22:59,14November,2009
Captain Obvious. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:26, Nov 15 2009

Why did you erase my forum post?[edit]

I'm assuming good faith and hoping it was an accident. Make sure it doesn't happen again. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:07, Nov 23 2009

Forum post? In what forum? If I did it was a complete accident. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 23:32,23November,2009
Forum:Count to a million. OK, thanks for the quick response! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 23:50, Nov 23 2009
No problem. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 00:57,24November,2009

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank[edit]

User:Miley Spears/Vote Jamie Lynn Spears Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:10, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

The Aristocrats![edit]

So, you think your image has a chance? Ha! Nubnubnubnubnub! lololololol :P jk lol Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 00:49, Dec 2 2009

wow. Actually, I suck at shopping, so I'm hoping nobody else enters. That way I can get 2nd. Unless Sonje comes back from wherever the hell she went. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 01:11,2December,2009
Yeah. Where'd she go? *sighs almost wistfully* Anyway. I'm surprised at how good yours looks - I didn't think you were a chopper. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 12:52, Dec 2 2009
In fact I think yours might be funnier. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 13:07, Dec 2 2009
well I took a "Graphic Design I" class 2 years ago. I was a beast at it, but I forgot most of the stuff, except for the basics. I'm taking the follow-up to it next semester though, and the follow-up to that next year, so when the next one rolls around, I'm gonna kill it. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 20:31,2December,2009
Ha! Nice! I've never taken a class for that. I just know some basic stuff that came from screwing around and from what Modus has said at Reefer's desk. Is CheddarBBQ the next sonje?!?! Only time will tell... Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:09, Dec 2 2009

did you read my shit? Worst article ever. EVER. thank you cannibal corpse! FreddIs Great In Bedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 22:14, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

I did read some of it. Yeah, it was kind of obvious that CC influenced it, but it didn't have a Necropedophile! I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 22:32,2December,2009

Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy[edit]


Thanks!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 20:26, 18 December 2009

Thank Jesus. I was about to break down and cry due to lack of template. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 20:33,18December,2009

Drama[edit]

Sorry, my italian friend. Maybe after your upcoming ban for starting drama just now has run out, you can add one. :)

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:51, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

I'm in need of some ideas, Can you help[edit]

I am currently working or a article on the show Whale Wars (it can be viewed here), but I'm kinda having some trouble of thinking what else to put on there, so I'm asking a few people on ideas, including you. If you have an idea, you can either go to the discussion page on that article or my talk page and tell me your idea. And please, don't suggest anything stupid (something that contradicts the HTBFANJS). If you don't have an idea, then sorry for wasting your time (or am I?). Thanks!--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig2 08:23, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

I'll look at it, but I really know nothing about Whale Wars, so I don't know how much I can help. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 17:14,24December,2009

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:06, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Yo[edit]

Go vote socky for UotY and soggy for WotY, bitch. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 03:29 • Sunday, 3-01-2010

helpful whoring! You really are my kid! I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 04:20,3January,2010
Oh, and don't forget sonje for PotY, papa. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 04:33 • Sunday, 3-01-2010
already done. I LOVE YOU JENNY!!Jenny? 04:38,3January,2010

Extra Double Cheese[edit]

Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................


I can watch certain sections of this film over and over again.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:59, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Best used in the Bedroom[edit]


</whore>  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 06:25, 8 January 2010

Side Order Of Fries[edit]

DON'T FORGET TO STUDY THESE MOVIES TOO!


Would you like to super-size that?--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:52, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]