Ok, I admit it, this isn't really an article. This is the album Destruction of Creationism by the band subway SARIN. And by band, I mean me and a dude I know. (That's right, Cheddar's in a band, so suck it!) And by album, I mean we took songs by published bands and completely destroyed them and created horrible torture mechanisms out of their mangled bodies. It sounds cool. 5 bonus points if you can guess what each song really is. Please leave any comments and guesses on the discussion page.