User:Chiyonosake

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Chiyonosake, wolf of the rice wine[edit]

“Aoooooogah”

~ Chiyonosake on himself

Biography[edit]

L.I.P. (life in progress)

Those responsible are yet to be found, tried and punished, but it is an established fact that both were born. Chiyonosake is a danger to the community, and has been locked away for 15 years. Finally into the open, he saw the light, and went towards it, adjusted the brightness, and fell in love with a potato-like puzzle. He has starred in series of comic books, known as Deadpool.

what...the.... hell?

Facts[edit]

  • white and nerdy
  • fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic
  • is willing to be shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated, for a small fee, an additional 30 centimeters and the right to be called Rasputin.
  • is not good at making his own pages.
  • likes making lists
  • is a near-religious mac user
  • macs fun of Pc
  • memorized Holy Grail really well
  • can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

False rumours[edit]

  • not You
  • not them either
  • not a superhero.
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wr-G This user does not speak Write-only and furthermore believes Write-only to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Write-only.
sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
pika-F This user got an F in Pikachu and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is a geek.
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