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RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user would help n00bs, but is really inactive. Talk to someone else, please.
sub Holy shitness, I never expected this subliminal template to be so fucking popular.
tbn Low Brass Kicks Ass!
Autism11.png This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

4026 This user has contributed 4026 pints points to the Uncyclopedia [email protected] Team.

Texas flag.jpg This user is from Texas.
May secede if provoked!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Unicode is fun to mess with.
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ca-0 This user does not understand Canajan, eh? and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
de-F This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one).
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.
ac-X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers.
Also me.
Hell, why not

I don't do much around here anymore, except lately I started contributing to our [email protected] team, and that's my only real contribution around here now.

My creations[edit]


You are the
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SeaMonkey lives down the street from me and I taught her a few things. <poll> What do you falsely believe about me? 1) I was involved greatly in the Euroipods Crusade. 2) I drink a gallon of Clorox everyday. 3) I like Fortune Cookie. 4) I actually do stuff around here. 5) I'm still retired. 6) I speak all those languages to the right. 7) Somebody else made the CloroxQuest. 8) Nothing, really. </poll>

Ooh! Secret link!