User:Codeine

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    your anti-drug

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This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.
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13 years, 7 months and 30 days.

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
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and knows how to hit the spot
sh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Srpski-Hrvatski.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
Yd-N A native speaker of Yoda, this user is.
rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour.
Protein.GIF This user joined the [email protected] Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

Portsmouthbadge.png This user supports Pompey F.C

(You'll find us singing LOUD!)

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This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Saxopmhone.jpg This user plays the saxophone just so they can replace 'sex' with 'sax' in conversations.
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.

“You should try everything in life at least once, with the possible exception of incest and morris dancing”

~ Sir Arnold Bax

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Stuff I Started

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...in addition to ruining other people's hard work.

Images I made

Awards, Titles and Honours

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Grand Cross of the Order
Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2006
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Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.





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