User:Cokehabit

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This page contains no actual writing what so ever, consisting solely of various templates. Furthermore, he has stolen template code and precious bodily fluids created by the best and wisest of Uncyclopedians and wasted valuable time, bandwidth and cheese. Also half of this page was stolen from User:Babbler

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This article is a random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack.
You can be help Uncyclopedia by getting it a crackwhore.

Please congratulate him on his good deeds.

Nonsense on Uncyclopedia
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Cokehabit also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
To date, this user has written most/all of the following articles:

As you can see, most are candidates for speedy deletion.

The rest are not that important.

Please examine these articles to confirm your first suppositions about this user.



Dum.JPG This article is Dumb.
This article is complete trash, probably written by someone with SEHS. I hate it, and so do you. Please see the relevant discussion on the talk page.
Usamick.jpg This article may be Overly American. Brits may not understand humor, only humour. Canadians and Australians may not understand anything at all. Don't not attempt to remedy this.


LOOK OUT!
 This article is complete, irredeemable antibacterial. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, pwns at the nipple, and is an unfunny pervert.
If you attempt to untie this, you will most puzzlingly untie Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will untie your antibacterial!!!!!!
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Please mark adult content with a warning for young readers.

How else are they going to find it?

Thumbs-up-small.png This page has too many templates.
And I'm not helping. Please eliminate three.
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This page does not have enough templates.

Please remove some

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)
Adult neon.gif NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
The image you are looking at may not be work safe!
If a boss or coworker saw this image, claim that it was spam and blame the IT guys. Otherwise, continue to read it until your lewd urges are satisfied.
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