User:Colbert231

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rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
mor-L Thith uther thpeakth -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . with a really thexy lithp.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Brain.gif This user's IQ is 138.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
Southpark-msgarrison 1176249176.jpg This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.


HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
3hearts.png This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user be a follower of the FSM.

DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality


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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Maddox.gif This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.



Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.