User:ConMan

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This user is a zombie

Give up your brains, and walk away.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user walks down the
left hand path
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Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is 1,000,000,000.


British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.


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Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
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This user is reading your thoughts!

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.


Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a awesomer than Wikipedia and knows that a platinum sword is better than a wood one.
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head












Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of Everything.
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris.png WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
BK THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!
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This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land, but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, s/he takes comfort in the fact that you are too.
NVover9000.gif This user is Over 9000.


This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.


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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.


Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png


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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
1337 This user is elite.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


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MEH This user redefines lazy.
Screw It.png This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg



Demonfork.gif This user is a demon. No one named Buffy or Sango is allowed near this user.
Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies


Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.


600px-Flag of Australia.png This user is an Australian
... Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
(List of Australian Uncyclopedians)
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality


Small notebook gamer.jpg This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.


Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.


RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.


AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.


Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!


Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Cat03.jpg This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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This user only speaks his mind because his school was secretly part of a resistance group.
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
US flag.gif This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.


Explosion.jpg This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
やらないかこの利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
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This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.
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Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.