I am emotionally, gastronomically, hypothetically, mentally, socially and superficially dead.
As a last request, I have only this to say to everyone and anyone viewing this page:
BUGGER OFF AND LET ME REST IN PEACE!
Oh, and thanks to all who voted me Zombie of the Month, by the way...
Ding, dong! The witch is dead!
Wake up, the witch is dead!
He's gone where the morons go!