User:Crayshack

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           "Crayshack" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Leet faith. In order to prevent random numbers being placed all over the place, please do not speak it in front of them.


I am a Goa'uld possesing a crayfish, also know as a Cray'uld.

Crayshack

Story of Self[edit]

I am both Bat Fuck Insane and Ape Shit Crazy. I have ADD so I can't... uh... Sorry, I can't pay attention long enough to make a page. Kitten Huffing is fun but puppy huffing is dangerous. I blame everything on hippies, communists, George Dubya Bush, and you. Crayshack.

Intellegence[edit]

Intelligence? Intellegince? Intelligince? Fuck it! Spelling isn't important. What was the question?

Brain.gif This user's IQ is 120.


Life-style[edit]

I am God of Crayfish so I spend my time trying to conquer the world with my shelfish armies or running crayfish politics and scocial matters. For dinner I eat the brains and hearts of people who annoy me and drink the blood of my enemies.

Education[edit]

I got my basic education at Stoner High School, but afterwords forgot everything.


Templates[edit]

Templates are fun!

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Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Ualuealualeualueale.gif This article is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!


Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable ovary. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and navigates at the ovary.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.


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Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.


Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


BS This userpage is bullshit.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


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Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
Bush singe.jpg This user, along with Darwin, believes that George Dubya Bush evolved from a monkey.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

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This user (probably) huffs kittens.
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
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This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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The author of this page is fucking insane. You can help by shooting him.
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This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.
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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!


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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!


Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
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ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

Demonfork.gif This user is a demon. No one named Buffy or Sango is allowed near this user.
Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
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This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

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Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user be getting drunk on his booty..

Bofh.png This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
bl-4 This user speaks Blasphemy at a near-native level.
Bush singe.jpg This user, along with Darwin, believes that George Dubya Bush evolved from a monkey.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
do-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dolphin.
du-N This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.
en-0 This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
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enl-N This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
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fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight.
fh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fuckhead.
fig-P This f****r speaks Fight heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
fig-G This user does not speak Fight and furthermore believes Fight to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fight.
enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
Ualuealualeualueale.gif This article is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!


en-G This user does not speak English and furthermore believes English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of English.
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The author of this page is fucking insane. You can help by shooting him.
lala This user is happy.
proud This user is proud to be an uncyclopedian
Not Sorry This user is not sorry if he is annoying
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from people who steal userboxes
This is useless! I've said it once, I'll say it again
This is useless!
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


The iBox 360, an entirely original product.
Can someone please tell me what this is?


Title[edit]

I herebye (WTF) claim the title of Template Master!

Most Templates/ Userboxes After searching I have decided that I have the most templates and userboxes, and deserve a prize.