User:Crayshack

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I am a Goa'uld possesing a crayfish, also know as a Cray'uld.

Crayshack

Story of Self[edit]

I am both Bat Fuck Insane and Ape Shit Crazy. I have ADD so I can't... uh... Sorry, I can't pay attention long enough to make a page. Kitten Huffing is fun but puppy huffing is dangerous. I blame everything on hippies, communists, George Dubya Bush, and you. Crayshack.

Intellegence[edit]

Intelligence? Intellegince? Intelligince? Fuck it! Spelling isn't important. What was the question?

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Life-style[edit]

I am God of Crayfish so I spend my time trying to conquer the world with my shelfish armies or running crayfish politics and scocial matters. For dinner I eat the brains and hearts of people who annoy me and drink the blood of my enemies.

Education[edit]

I got my basic education at Stoner High School, but afterwords forgot everything.


Templates[edit]

Templates are fun!

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Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


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Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


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This user (probably) huffs kittens.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

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Pasta be upon this user.

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The author of this page is fucking insane. You can help by shooting him.
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Not Sorry This user is not sorry if he is annoying
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from people who steal userboxes
This is useless! I've said it once, I'll say it again
This is useless!
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


The iBox 360, an entirely original product.
Can someone please tell me what this is?

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Title[edit]

I herebye (WTF) claim the title of Template Master!

Most Templates/ Userboxes After searching I have decided that I have the most templates and userboxes, and deserve a prize.