User:Crazee Boy

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Crazee Boy
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Scientific classification
Kingdom Homo Sapien
Phylum Furry
Class Pervert
Order Yiffius Maximus
Family Forever Shamed
Genus Current Subscriber
Species Mixed Breed
Binomial name
Bisexual what?
Specifications
Primary armament Claws
Secondary armament Yiffing
Power supply An efficient gas-based system located in the rectal area that requires near-constant fiber to function.
Health Over Nine Thousand
Mana -1
Strength 1.7 Bananaphones
Intelligence LOL!
Weight 369 LBS
Length 5 1/2 inches when stiffened.
Special attack Yiffing
Conservation status
Kill the motherfucker!
Kraspin.gif This user has Attention Deficit Look-at-the-birdee!
Please buy him some ritalin so we won't have to put up with him.



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Did you know...[edit]

  • ...that Crazee Boy is crazee?
  • ...that Crazee Boy is a furree?
  • ...that he likes Meat Loaf?
  • ...that he regularly visits Wikipedia?
  • ...that he doesn't want you looking at his vah-jay-jay?
  • ...that Gordon Freeman was a furree?
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  • ...that this list is padded?
  • ...that he likes boobs?
  • ...especially of the furry variety?
  • ...that he also likes Rough Gay Wolf Sex?
  • ...that this list is getting annoying?


“This list is, in fact, annoying and long.”

  • ...that he once witnessed the Pope's eye beams in action?
  • ...that he fucked your mom, and escaped her fat rolls to tell the storee?
  • ...that he got a blowjob from your sister?
  • ...that these "fucked your (family member)" jokes aren't funnee in the least?
  • ...that this list is still veree annoying?
  • ...that he plays Doom?
  • ...that he plays Garree's Mod, and doesn't make scenes of Alyx taking it up the ass?
  • ...AAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAA?
  • ...that this list is over?

In Sveedish[edit]

BORK BORK MOTHERFUCKIN' BORK!

Crazee Boy is a fery uneentelligent foorry vhu eejuys nutheeng mure-a thun repeeng helpless uneemels und geefing oorel sex tu Germun Shepherds. He's oocceseeunelly knoon tu mestoorbete-a veeldly et zee seeght ooff ferel dugs in zee street, und hees fefureete-a mufeee-a is Deesney's Rubeen Huud. Seelly foorffeg!


I EM SVEEDISH!


ATTACK OF THE MOTHERFUCKING TEMPLATES[edit]

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AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA.
(AAAA AA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA)

<poll> It's time for Threat Or Compliment! You're sexy. Die furfag! Would you like to buy a EuroIpod? AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA! God hates fags. You're funnee. You're a Wilde Thang! This is completely random and unfunny. (So why am I still here?)

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CHECK OUT MY AWARDS!


A Few Quotes About Crazee Boy[edit]

“His name is mispelled. Crazy is spelled with a Y, not two Es.”

“We will assimilate all but Crazee Boy.”

~ Borg

“You're fuckin' crazee! Oh, child!”

“Go eat shit Crazee Boy!”

“Good lord, why did I get drunk that night?”

~ His Mom

Wheeeeeeeeeee![edit]

Hey look over here!

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RAINBOW COLORS!

And Now For Something Completelee Different[edit]

“Ahhh, Crazee Boy... What a man. ...Boy. Whatever.”

Crazee Boy, born 09/03/90, writes Uncyclopedia articles of the highest qualitee. Here's a picture of this excellent author.

Certainlee not, but close enough!













Articles Crazee Boy Made[edit]

Articles Crazee Boy Has Rewritten[edit]

Crazee Boy Is Gay[edit]

LOL, it's funny because it's gay! :D

It's a lie!

Salt Lake Flag.png This user is Openly Gay.
And is unabashedlee proud of that fact.

IT'S A LIE!!!

Salt Lake Flag.png No it isn't. You're quite gay, Crazee Boy.

Quit posting that, you damn n00bs!

Salt Lake Flag.png GAY GAY GAY!