User:Crazycraig18

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Helloooo[edit]

Hello my name is Craig but thats Mr Craig to you... Have a look round my user page and all of my templates which i have lazily put on...not that i'm making you look or anything....its your choice you know...i don't want to force you....

I AM AGAINST ANY FORM OF KITTEN HUFFING...not really hehehehe........


The articles which I have improved dramatically[edit]

Human vs. Kitten War

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"Crazycraig18"
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Crazycraig18
Species Homo Erectus Eroticus
Classification British
Position The President of the Great and Glorious Republic of Hell
Motive Form an army to take control of Uncyclopedia by Force (use of the Grue army).
Weapon Killer Eye Beams
Super Powers Telekenisis
Born September 28th, 1BC.
Attribute Awesomenessess
Level 12000
ATK 120000
DEF 1
Type Demon Warrior

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

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