User:Cs1987

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Contents 1 Some of the user page templates that relate to me in some way or another 2 Polls 3 Some of Cs1987's favourite articles (that he wishes he was funny enough to write himself) 4 See the crappy pages I created (the best parts of which were probably written by other people) 5 PLS entries 6 Namespace pages 7 Pages I like to remind myself to look at because I have amnesia 8 Cricket 8.1 Test career of Cs1987 9 Awards/Recognitions that make me feel special

[edit] Some of the user page templates that relate to me in some way or another

This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile.

[edit] Polls

What is your favourite band out of the ones listed here? (0 vote) Led Zeppelin   The Rolling Stones   The Beatles   Pink Floyd   The Who   The Jimi Hendrix Experience   Aerosmith   Cream   Queen   U2   Deep Purple   Black Sabbath   Message (ENTER to confirm)

What is your favourite comedy TV show out of the ones listed here? (0 vote) Family Guy   The Simpsons   Futurama   South Park   Fawlty Towers   Full Frontal/Fast Forward   Message (ENTER to confirm)

What is your favourite song out of the top 50 of Rolling Stone magazine's 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time? (0 vote) 1. Like a Rolling Stone, Bob Dylan    2. Satisfaction, The Rolling Stones   3. Imagine, John Lennon   4. What's Going On, Marvin Gaye   5. Respect, Aretha Franklin   6. Good Vibrations, The Beach Boys   7. Johnny B. Goode, Chuck Berry   8. Hey Jude, The Beatles   9. Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana   10. What'd I Say, Ray Charles   11. My Generation, The Who   12. A Change Is Gonna Come, Sam Cooke   13. Yesterday, The Beatles   14. Blowin' in the Wind, Bob Dylan   15. London Calling, The Clash   16. I Want to Hold Your Hand, The Beatles   17. Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix   18. Maybellene, Chuck Berry   19. Hound Dog, Elvis Presley   20. Let It Be, The Beatles   21. Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen   22. Be My Baby, The Ronettes   23. In My Life, The Beatles   24. People Get Ready, The Impressions   25. God Only Knows, The Beach Boys   26. A Day in the Life, The Beatles   27. Layla, Derek and the Dominos   28. (Sittin on) the Dock of the Bay, Otis Redding   29. Help!, The Beatles   30. I Walk the Line, Johnny Cash   31. Stairway To Heaven, Led Zeppelin   32. Sympathy for the Devil, The Rolling Stones   33. River Deep - Mountain High, Ike and Tina Turner   34. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin', The Righteous Brothers   35. Light My Fire, The Doors   36. One, U2   37. No Woman, No Cry, Bob Marley and the Wailers   38. Gimme Shelter, The Rolling Stones   39. That'll Be the Day, Buddy Holly and the Crickets   40. Dancing in the Street, Martha and the Vandellas   41. The Weight, The Band   42. Waterloo Sunset, The Kinks   43. Tutti-Frutti, Little Richard   44. Georgia on My Mind, Ray Charles   45. Heartbreak Hotel, Elvis Presley   46. Heroes, David Bowie   47. Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel   48. All Along the Watchtower, Jimi Hendrix   49. Hotel California, The Eagles   50. The Tracks of My Tears, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles   Message (ENTER to confirm)

How would you describe the {{USERNAME}} tag? (0 vote) Unfunny   Boring   Overused   Useful   Funny   FUNNYEST THING EVA!!!!!!!! ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!   You are pissed off, because you can't use the {{USERNAME}} tag in polls, and probably not in comments either   Ham sandwich   Message (ENTER to confirm)

[edit] Some of Cs1987's favourite articles (that he wishes he was funny enough to write himself)

• Alliteration
• Wall Street Crash of 1929
• Ganges
• Stereogram

[edit] See the crappy pages I created (the best parts of which were probably written by other people)

• Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? (FEATURED)
• Humanity: A Retrospective (FEATURED)
• Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (FEATURED) (mostly written by Modusoperandi)
• Superannuation (FEATURED)
• Pessimism
• All numbers are equal to zero
• Article Huffing
• The Kinks
• Chicken 2
• Procol Harum
• UnNews:Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia
• Constants
• A Guide for Freshers: What you should and shouldn’t take to a lecture
• The Man With The Older Son
• Klein bottle
• UnNews:AC/DC tickets sell out across Australia in 7 nanoseconds

All contributions

[edit] PLS entries

• Superannuation

[edit] Namespace pages

• User:Cs1987/Template:Colt
• User:Cs1987/Template:PimpedColt
• User:Cs1987/welcome
• User:Cs1987/Stuff for VFD
• User:Cs1987/Illogicopedia - Possible transwikis
• User:Cs1987/The Boony Doll
• User:Cs1987/Guitarism

[edit] Pages I like to remind myself to look at because I have amnesia

• Huffage Log
• QVFD (Don't NRV pages that suck, you idiot)
• Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol
• Special:Mostlinked
• Special:EditCount
• Wikia Stats

[edit] Cricket

[edit] Test career of Cs1987

• Test Debut: Yet to happen
• Runs: 0
• Batting Average: 0.00
• Wickets: 0
• Bowling Average: 0.00

[edit] Awards/Recognitions that make me feel special

Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

- Because. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:02, 14 October 2006 (UTC)</center>

- For some strange reason, I appreciate that. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:24, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:47, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm grateful for your vote for UotY. With recent "drama" and politics, I still feel like the wind is knocked out of me, and it's good to have a bit of praise. I regret having to resign as an admin, but it was interfering with real life.  :) Like everything else, I did it obsessively, so the only way to stop was to remove that power. I also appreciate your nod to Asperger's. As a writer I think I've reached the point where I have to push limits to keep myself interested. Hopefully there are enough untapped subjects to get me over the 100 mark.

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Supergrass This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

• I hearby award you a supergrass. You have contributed to Ban Patrol and QVFD in a timely and stylish manner. Don't you dare stop now, eh? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:27, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
• And so do I. You know, award you it. —Braydie 01:28, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of July 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. For a long time now you've managed to work harder at cleaning the place up than a lot of the Admins here, and all despite spending the last twenty years living upside down.

Also you have great taste in music. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Awesome! I always wanted one of these. :) Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:25, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Phooey Approved January 2008

Featured Article: Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Humanity: A Retrospective This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Examples of Bias in Conservapedia This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Superannuation This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.