User:DAK4Blizzard

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DAK4Blizzard "Geography is my game"

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5a/Jewish_link.GIF/50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

Welcome to my page...unless you are a douchebag, in which case you can click that lovely back arrow on the upper left corner of your pathetic browser.

I reside in Maryland, and am one of the few people proud to attend the University of Maryland.

[edit] About Me

You can tell a lot about who I am based on where I've made significant contributions. I'm referring, of course, to contributions made both in Uncyclopedia and in reality. And because Uncyclopedia is reality (or a fair reflection thereof), I should be a huge celebrity...without all the gay that comes with it.

[edit] Contributions

• Baseball
• Doctor Who
• Hockey
• Major League Baseball
• Maryland
• National Hockey League
• Pennsylvania
• Prince George's County, Maryland
• Tennis
• Washington, D.C.

[edit] Possible Future Creations

• Montgomery County, Maryland
• Bethesda
• Rockville
• Silver Spring
• Baltimore Orioles
• Washington Capitals
• Washington Nationals

The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)