User:DaMoleKing
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“The King is wiser than us all!”
~ Oscar Wilde on DaMoleKing
“Psssht! Big Deal!”
~ Borat on DaMoleKing
“In Soviet Russia, YOU want DaMoleKing's advice!”
~ Russian Reversal on DaMoleKing
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[edit] Favorites
I love Root Beer and Potato chips, in fact, I eat and drink nothing but Root Beer an Potato Chips. My style of music is Big Band, and those who oppose my tastes will be huffed. But what I do best is try to save homeless kittens from getting huffed by improving them. My favorite colour is Green, those who oppose my tastes will be huffed.
[edit] Grues and Me
For some strange reason, Grues don't want to eat me. In fact, Grues like me, which is why I got the nickname "the Grue Eater". And why Grue Eater? Grues taste like crap! (Try eating a day-old daiper to know what I mean.)
[edit] Family
What in Tarnation is a family!?
[edit] DaMoleKing Trivia
- The King sleeps with a teddy bear.
- He is Fred Bear's great uncle.
- He is the only person Borat actully likes
- He is also the King of France
- He has never driven a Corvette, despite owning 10 of them.
- He is a Plushie.
- DaMoleKing hates worms.
[edit] Future Projects
I am planning on reviving the article on Spider Riders, which I've heard was huffed nearly two months ago. If you can start on it, thatwould be great. I am new to Uncyclopedia, and I need advice on how to be funny, so please contact me If you have advice. So that's all for now. I'll be constanly improving this article so I too, can become a true Uncyclopedian. Thank you, have a super day!
