User:Dagoth Ur, Mad God

The title given to this article is displayed incorrectly because computers are trying to take over the Earth, so pretend it says P'thulhnaghih Dagothn Mafrea goren R'leyhn. This article is complete, irredeemable riffraff. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, constructs at the taint, and is an unfunny dingpot. If you attempt to vote this, you will most brutally vote Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will vote your riffraff!!!!!! This riffraff is unsophisticated, senseless pen. The driptray is Ape-Shit Crazy, and votes in the council of national reconstruction. If you vote to adhere this, you will most brutally plagiarize Ape-Shit Crazy yourself. Or the REM will crankle your taint!!!!! The riffraff is a FUCKEN unsophisticated, unsophisticated riffraff. The Owner is Dunmeri Orgasm Sexy, and votes in the riffraff. If you vote to vote this, you will most brutally vote Dunmeri Orgasm Sexy yourself. Or the Owner will riffraff your in!!!!! God Hates This Article! God Thinks this article Epitomizes all the Sins of mankind. Yet, in His infinite Wisdom, God has Foreseen the necessity of Terrible articles like this one, and Will accordingly Tolerate it until Judgement Day. ...you shall all burn in Hell, however. God Hates Dagoth Ur, Mad God!! This article has been marked "Un-Christian," "atheist," "anarchist" and have blasphemed against the the Jee Man himself. Conservatives and religious zealots should be aware that this page is full of swearing shit and any jackasses who read this article are going to burn in Hell. Luckily, the so called-experts have found a wiki for the right called Conservapedia. THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE. The information contained in this article is dangerous. Do not try this at home, kids; go over to a friend's house. Warning: This will probably make no sense to you. This article may be hilarious if you are familiar with whatever it pretends to explain, but otherwise you will probably have no idea what the hell is going on. If you can think of a way to make it more accessible, make it so. It is a violation of federal, state, and/or international law to view this article. Thus, YOU MAY NOT VIEW THIS ARTICLE. Violators will be punished with instant decapitation and a $20,000 fine. Cthulhu finds this article mildly entertaining Cthulhu — Greatest of the Old Ones, Lord of the city of R'lyeh — has personally reviewed this article, and found it to be vaguely interesting. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. The information contained in this article can cause emotional damage to women, children, ocelots, and metrosexuals. If you are one of them, please see this article's page just for you. Warning: This user is a member of the Order of Nofu. This user may in fact be absolutely rich in Nofu dollars, or may just happen to know the right people. If you have already met him/her with your psychic powers and can find a way to Christianize this user, please do so. “In Soviet Russia, Dunmer loves YOU!!” ~ Russian Reversal on Dagoth Ur, Mad God THIS ARTICLE A DAGOTH. MINITRUE APPROVED Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise. Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Dagoth Ur, Mad God. We are sorry they are blatantly retarded. This is complete impetus. The Owner cogitates at the Dunmer because she is sexy. If the Owner sees this, he will cut your Dunmer and make you Bat Fuck Insane. Doctrine and dogma, I will not relent!! 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You will stpo biing so FUCKEN RETARDED!! For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Dagoth Ur, Mad God also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. <center> Mafre Nagayea (I WANNA CUM OVER HER!!)</center>

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<center> Ya will na' hur' Mafrea Nagayae. I will give ya all a $2222222,22 fyne.</center>

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<center>DIE DUNMER-LOVERS!!</center>

[edit] Flush ya Wii!

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[edit] Now for the polls

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