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12 June 2008 12 June 2008


[The secret art of Jew-Jistu was used.
The new WalMart price slasher booster.

BENTONVILLE, Arizona -- At roughly 10:00 A.M. Central Time today, Jews invaded the WalMart headquarters. In the middle of a board meeting of EVIL, the alarms went off. The Jews had already taken out the security with their lethal Jew-Jistu. Most were converted, but some had to be put to other uses.

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