User:Davey1000
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter. | 
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00. |
| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
| This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head |
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight |
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user. |
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| This user loves pi |
| This user seriously needs to calm down. |
| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
 | Bad User This user is an asshole. Please avoid direct contact. |
| This user is a geek. |
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
