User:De Mouse

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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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600px-Flag of Australia.png This user is an Australian
... Strewth! Crikey! Fark!
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De_Mouse (AKA That Random Freak, the Annoying Kid Over There and kid-in-whose-presence-popular-people-must-sing-the-"one of these things is not like the others"-song) is an ardent supporter of Drop Bears, the Drop bear invasion of Amerika, The Mouse God and Cheese he is a mortal enemy of Americans, Emos and YOU. He ardently believes that the world is against him and is in turn against the world.

If you see this disturbed little boy avoid eye contact because his only friends (the kingdom of the mice) are so smart that they know how to control Grues and shall sick them onto you.