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Yes, I created Celebrity Deathmatch.

Well, I was born in Augusta-Richmond County at the age of 7. My life spiraled out of control. Don't forget the drive-thu.

What to Say About Other Users[edit]

Here is where I will show my enemies, kudos, and other acknowledgments:

People I Owe[edit]


  • Bread Rising: The controversial video game where you can throw PS3s. (Original, non-crappy version, was huffed, sadly)
  • Jerks: A mathematical format.
  • Me: Not me at all.

Deathmatches I Will Do[edit]

This article was moved for your safety as viewing of it can cause diarrhea and extreme cases of kitten huffing.


These are my userboxes of course, and if this is seen anywhere but User:Narutowiki5808 (my friend) or User:Deathhero51 let me know.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
48px-Face-surprise.svg.png This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).
al-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of the Ancient Language.
ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
ca-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canajan, eh? whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
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This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
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Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of RabbiTechno.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants Celebrity Deathmatch featured.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Narutowiki5808/Userboxes.

Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
ICONATOR efb7025d22bc69c7ea3d9c90b11679f6.jpg This user is a part of the Class of 3000 and therefor must be a musician.