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ao-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek AOLer whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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At this very moment (Feb 10th), my house has experienced a major electrical surge. As far as I'm aware, my main computer and cable modem are totally dead, amongst other unrelated electrical items. My secondary computer wasn't turned on during the surge, so it should be usable. Hopefully the hard drives in the main computer are recoverable, as I have about 80gb of FLACs and DVDs that I've downloaded over the past 18 months.

Update Feb 11th: All appears to be a-ok! Turns out a fuse had overheated or something like that.

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Hi, the name is CENSORED BY E-ANNOYANCE LAWS and I'm a proud Australian. Incidentally, I have a strong hatred of beer, therefore automatically making me a supporter of John Howard and a public enemy. I'm also a self-absorbing bastard who loves to glorify himself, regardless of the general reaction. And on that note, I'm a kickass dude who specialises in stupidity and plain lazyness.

Prominient examples of stupidity:

Prominent examples of lazyness:

Also, please do not misspell my nickname. It is spelt deathz0r and that's the only way it is ever spelt. I especially hate it when people do the following:

  • deathraz0r (seriously, where the hell does "raz0r" come from?)
  • death0z
  • Deathzor/deathzor/DeathzOr/deathzOr
  • Deathz0r (although MediaWiki forces it, so I'm a bit lax towards that)
  • Any other stupid misspellings

However, if you do something creative like deathwhore, deathwanker and gayz0r, I'll probably have a good laugh at it.

Crap you might be interested in[edit]

Check out my Uncyclopedia and Doom Wiki contributions damnit! Or if you're lazy, you can check out direct links to pages below:

Pages created
New England Patriots
Aboriginee Apology Acceptance Act

Work in progress pages

Useless templates that nobody wants to see over and over[edit]

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