User:DeeGen/I Can't Believe It's Not the Necronomicon

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I Can't Believe it's Not the Necronomicon is a book of the occult believed not to resurrect the dead from their eternal slumber. Its circulation is one of the main reasons why bringing back someone as a zombie manually rather than letting nature take its course is so freaking difficult to do.

About the Author[edit]

Origin of the Title[edit]

Common Signs That it's Not the Necronomicon[edit]

Appearance of the Book[edit]

  • Your copy of the necronomicon is a pop-up book
  • It's title is something other than "Necronomicon" (ex: Harry Potter and the Snapes on a Plane, The Joy of Cooking

Textual Differences[edit]

In some cases, however, the identity of the book will not be apparent until it is too late.

Effects of the Infamous Spell[edit]

  • The body remains dead
  • You are reading this as a ghost, thus dead

Case Studies[edit]

The Resurrection of Jesus[edit]

The Ford/Brown/Saddam Mix-Up[edit]

The Elric Brothers[edit]

Little Orphan Annie[edit]

Darth Vader[edit]

The Headless Horseman[edit]