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User: Dehoqu
About Me
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Dehoqu. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.
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British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

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Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.

800px-Flag of India svg.png This user is Indian.
He can only talk in English and C++.
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? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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