|Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Serial blanker?|
All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
|This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.|
|Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.|
|Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.|
|If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,|
|but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.|