User:DjGentoo

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“That's such a lame screenname.”

~ Oscar Wilde on DJ Gentoo

“At least it's not "DJ Irreverent"!”

~ DJ Gentoo

[edit] Welcome to the gr1m, fr0stb1tten n0rth. You're mine now.

DJ what?!

I am a random person on Uncyclopedia. I patrol music- and open-source-related articles and make them funny. Er. Funnyer Funnier.

“You want to make... them... SUCK!”

~ Anders Friden on ... hopefully someone else...

Shut... up. Now.
My sense of humor, however, sucks like a French hooker, so it would probably accidentally castrate Uncyclopedia A little castration never hurts anyone, right? Right?
Erm... Moving on now...

[edit] Little known facts about the awesomenessmediocrity that is DJ Gentoo

The bird might have small amounts of viking blood. This has yet to be confirmed.

• I'm Jewish, but only when it counts.
  
• I use Goldstein OS.
  
• I am trver than you, you sad-ass emo poser.
  
• I was given the northernmost powers of Sentenced that allow me to kick vandal ass and chat on IRC from my sleep.
• I run The Winternets.
• I am not DJ Irreverent.

[edit] Famous quotations (not) regarding the awesomenessmediocrity that is DJ Gentoo

We've got them on our side, biiatch!

“I didn't castrate your article, I circumcised it.”

~ DJ Gentoo on the plague of excessively large and useless images hosted on ImageShack

“If you abuse my quotes one more time, I will ****ing Kill(tm) you!”

~ Steve Ballmer on being quoted

“You suck at life. Go cut yourself.”

~ DJ Gentoo on why he reverted your edits

[edit] Obligatory userbox abuse

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.	This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.	MDM This user listens to entirely too much melodic death metal. On a related note, your music sucks.	RENT This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.
Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....	This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭	This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans)
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN	IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
This user will give you a seizure.	This user should not be trusted.	THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.	This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.	dJi This user is not DJ Irreverent.

Swedish metal is an alien conspiracy.

[edit] Cig Zig Sig

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fe/Avy-djgentoo-18px.png DJ "Quality Control" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and more Imperanon. Also in red. 15:59, 5 January 2008 (UTC)