Knight Commander of the Order
- Peter Sutcliffe
- Warwick - somewhat in progress, and hacked to bits (in a good way) by my mate Zippy.
In The News
- Virgin Boss In Execution Bid
- Nazi Time Traveller Arrested
- Man Killed By Hogging Karaoke
- Sea Shanties Get Modern Makeover
- Football Hooligans More Competent Than Students At British Geography
- UnNews:Scientologists Step Up Bombing Campaign
- UnNews:West Coast Mainline Finally Shut
- UnNews:Emu Tackles Bus Yobs
- Alvechurch Shuffle - Happy Hardcore for the perverted.