I used to be an anonymous IP
Making minor edits wherever; I felt free
And soon one day,
After reading an article that was totally gay
I felt an urge, deep down
To lose that frown,
Maybe give the article some love
And..er...kill some doves?
Anyway, I made a usernameFIN
“Eh...I've written better when I was rolling drunk.”
“Now was that really necessary? I mean, c'mon!”
Well, my name is Doovad. I have been an anonymous IP for quite some time now. After making many a tiny grammar correction, I eventually felt the need to write an article. But I was way too lazy to actually get a username. So I made a "super-funny" article, which probably sucked it. Big time. I will never know what happened to that article, as it got huffed many
years months weeks days. Or whatever. I really don't care. That stage of my life is over, and now I have a username, a nominated article, a few templates, and a fancy signature. You got somethin to say? 02:07, 1 October 2007 (UTC). OOOOOO, pretty colors. And a timestamp, OOOOO! I hope my days of contributing to Uncyclopedia are long and prosperous. If you read this far into my info section, you're kind of a loser. But if you think I came off as a nice, well-though out, understanding kind of person, well then. Mission accomplished on my part, I do say.
- Right Arrow - VFH page here. Woohoo! Front page! If I could graph my self-esteem, it would have just jumped 12%! Upon realizing this, however, it would've dropped 15%...
I'll be working on more articles once I finish with all my user sub-pages. Just sit tight. Doovad will be writing again soon.Done.
- I finished the first draft for the bass article. I have posted it on Pee Review, so if anybody wants to give me some tips on how to make it better, it's open.
- I started the reference page, but I can't finish it. I think it's a good idea, but I don't have any more ideas right now. If any one wants to expand it, be my guest.
- I created a very rough draft for Watching! Grass! Grow! It is not even close to being finished, so you shouldn't even bother clicking the link. Then again, why would I include one then? Huh.
- Have one more article in the works. It will be up shortly. Don't you worry your pretty little head.
My User Pages
*Here you can shower me with love and affection once you realize how much I really don't deserve it.
- Here you can have super fun with all my super awesome templates. Actually, they kinda suck. But I'm new with this wiki formatting stuff. Gimme a break.</large></whatever></damn this is confusing and overwhelming>
And my talk page is here, in case you were to stupid to realize that there is a link at the top.
Totally not necessary now with that mega awesome directory...thingy at the top. --You got somethin to say? 01:54, 3 October 2007 (UTC)