User:Dragoliz

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Meh, nobody cares about this article.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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Pi / pie is good for you? So is being random.
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Actually I'm JUST Viking I don't like Killing Looting or Pillaging
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
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This user is a Kiwi
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Consequently, this article lacks much or any redeeming intellectual value. However, even though no one smarter than a doorknob has contributed significantly to this article, it still contains more truth than you may be able to handle.

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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.
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zh-F This user got an F in Chinese and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
Pie-N This user is a native speaker of Pie.
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us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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“In Soviet Russia, laughing floor rolls YOU!!'

~ Russian reversal on Something completely different

One day I was wandering down the main street and she said 'hi' to me. I was completely blown away by her intellect and beauty. WOW!”

~ Anonymous on Dragoliz

“We really need more people like her.”

~ Universe on Dragoliz

“Her ego's too big.”

~ You on Dragoliz before you get struck by lightning

“Ha ha 'bout time!”

~ Your mum on You getting struck by lightning

I'm Awesome!

All you need to know is I'm awesome, straight and actually from New Zealand. And that the black helicopter is coming to get us!

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Chips! Not fries! Damn Americans!
RUN IT'S THE COMMUNIST PARTY!!!

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Dragoliz's Mind; The Inside

Oh NOES! The BLACK HELICOPTER!!
Nope... I'm lost on this one
Never play soccer in Italy especially if you're wearing blue
Hehe.
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