User:Dragonfir731/HowTo:Burn Down Your School

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Ok, so you have finally reached a point where you cannot take the wisdom of your mental institute, and you have come to Uncyclopedia to help you with your overwhelming urge. Do not fear, many people have gone down this path and have failed succeeded with flying colors. This article will tell you how to extract the ultimate revenge on school and get on with your miserable life. Think of how many people will love you for this feat of heroism!

Your Handy-work may end up like this. Don't worry, the smoke means that it is WORKING!

Reasons to Do This[edit]

There are many reasons to burn down your school (ex: Uncyclopedia) But you need good ones to acually go through with it. You can't just do it because you want to. That would be selfish These are many proper ways to do it...

  • As said above, you have finally reached a point where you cannot take the wisdom of your school.
  • You lack half of your brain.
  • You are mad and have nothing to do.
  • You left your toy inside.
  • It is the end of the school year.
  • You forgot your favorite ordinary penny inside.

If you do not do it a proper way, you will never by at peace with yourself and will find that you start to MISS school. That is a BAD thing.

How to burn school[edit]

One: The Tepee Method[edit]

Now, you all are familiar with the popular Halloween prank involving toilet paper. You throw it over the opject that you want to "tepee". This method takes that Halloween fun to the next level.

Items you will need:

  • Lots Toilet Paper
  • Matches
  • A School

1. Go behind your school where no one will see you.
2. Take your toilet paper and start to throw it all over the roof of the school.

  • Make sure that all the toilet paper is inter crossing so you only have to do this once.

3. Once you have completely covered your school, light one of the toilet paper roll ends on fire with your matches.
4. Step back and admire your work.

  • For an added bunch of fun, soak the toilet paper in gasoline.

As the fire spreads up the toilet paper, it will spread to other rolls, making a huge bonfire. This is the easiest way by far.