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Here to kick your ass!!!!

“Oh, Shit!!! Not him again !”

~ Oscar Wilde on Me

“That guy is a freakin' moron!! yet he plays like a GOD!!!1”


~ My Cat on Me

“Z0MFG!!!1 He's more hairy then me 0_o !!!FUCK!!!!!1”

~ Mike Portnoy on Me

Life form analysis read as follows[edit]

A screencap of Me on Vid chat


I edit pages

I photoshop

I write this line

I didn't wrote the above line

I the two above lines are false

I'm a Star Control II, Gun Control, D&D, Quake, Death Star, AAAAA, Doom and Kitten Huffing fan.



  • Rap/Hip-hop, MTV and modern lame-ass pop music
  • You
  • Anime
  • Eaten by a Grue
  • Head Asploding from Anime
This user has 2 many templates and is a fat Japanese duck!!!
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Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Drizzt.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Israeliflag.jpg This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

Blackknight.jpg This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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