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Here to kick your ass!!!!
“Oh, Shit!!! Not him again !”
~ Oscar Wilde on Me
“That guy is a freakin' moron!! yet he plays like a GOD!!!1”
~ John Petrucci on Me
“Meow”
~ My Cat on Me
“Z0MFG!!!1 He's more hairy then me 0_o !!!FUCK!!!!!1”
~ Mike Portnoy on Me
[edit] Life form analysis read as follows
A screencap of Me on Vid chat
I edit pages
I photoshop
I write this line
I didn't wrote the above line
I the two above lines are false
I'm a Star Control II, Gun Control, D&D, Quake, Death Star, AAAAA, Doom and Kitten Huffing fan.
[edit] Dislikes
- Rap/Hip-hop, MTV and modern lame-ass pop music
- You
- Anime
- Eaten by a Grue
- Head Asploding from Anime
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Ubx-
Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Drizzt.
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| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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| This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| Meow!
| Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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| This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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