User:Dudeguy
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| Original Ninjastar I rock –dudeguy
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| This user is the Grueslayer death page specialist. |
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| *Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta" | |||||
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| Hands off, this one is mine! |
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You have now been admitted to the PITs. Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye. |
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(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
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